I'll Be Your Bat-woman (complete)

11. I'm completly obsessed

Stiles POV:
"I'm sooooo dumb." I sing, tossing a lacrosse ball up in the air. I lay on my bed being completely and utterly bored yet happy that it was Saturday. After I'd fallen asleep in the back of the jeep with Lydia, Scott drove Lydia home, she was unconscious so Allison said she'd stay the night with her and make she was okay. Scott drove us to my house and spent the night on the end of my bed, like a dog.

Now he played computer games at my desk and I was stuck thinking about last night.
"Why are you dumb?" Scott asks and I sit up, shrugging.
"I don't know, I'm bored." I throw the lacrosse ball at his head and he glares at me before turning back to my computer.

"Allison's skyping." Scott says and I join him at the desk. He presses the accept button and Allison's face comes into view, with what I assume is Lydia's bedroom in the background.
"Hey boyfriend." Allison says in a playful voice.
"Hey girlfriend." Scott responds and I stare at him.
"Oh I'm sorry did I miss something? When did you ask her out?!!!" I yell in his ear and he chuckles.

"Last night at the movies." He says. I back away from his ear, nodding.
"That's my boy!" I say, slapping him on the shoulder before leaning over the computer again. Allison opens her mouth to speak when a high pitched voice interrupts her.
"Allison!!" Lydia says in sing song and Allison sighs, rolling her eyes.

"Brace yourselves, Lydia's coming." She says and backs away from the computer a little. Tired of standing, I grab my cushioned chair from the corner of my room and pull it up next to Scott. We stare at Allison on the screen for a little bit until  a strawberry blonde stumbles into view. She falls to the floor I cover my hand with my mouth to stifle a laugh. Allison sighs, getting up and helping Lydia stand.
Scott and I share a look at what she was wearing, a dark purple night gown that barely covered any of her skin.

"Lydia. Scott and Stiles are on skype, can you say hi?" Allison asks setting Lydia to sit the desk chair.
Lydia spins around in the chair a couple of times before stopping and looking at Allison who was dragging a light pink, fuzzy chair over to the computer.
"What the hell, is a Stiles?" She asks and Allison points to the computer camera, sending Lydia's gaze our way.

"Oh! Helloooooo." She drags out. She leans forward, reaching past the computer and retrieving a tube of bubble gum pink lipstick. She uncaps it and twists the makeup upwards before putting a thick layer on her lips and smacking them together.
"What the hell did you do to her?" I ask, watching Lydia in her dream-like state.

"Her mom gave her some pain reducer meds." She takes a quick look at Lydia. "She's taken five in the past hour."
"How many is she supposed to take within an hour?" Scott asks.
"Two..." Allison nods her head. Lydia takes a strand of Allison's hair in her hand and starts to stroke it.
"Who is it again?" Lydia asks, pointing to the computer.

"Scott and Stiles." Allison repeats.
Lydia gasps. "STILES. That's the one  I saw the scary movie with!" She giggles, saying 'scary movie' in a baby voice. Scott and I press our lips in thin lines to avoid laughing at how high she was. Lydia gets out of the computer chair and skips (literally skips) over to her bed and jumps onto the neatly made comforter.

"You guys want to see a magic trick?" Allison asks.
"A magic trick?" Scott glances at me. Allison gets out of her chair now and goes off screen leaving Scott and I to stare at Lydia laying on her bed. Allison returns a moment later with three stuffed animals in her hand: a pink bear, a monkey and a small giraffe.

Allison sits on the bed next to Lydia holding up the bear first.
"What's this?" She asks Lydia, causing her to sit up. She looks at it for a moment before answer.
"A mountain lion." I clasp my hand over my mouth. Oh my god.
"What's this one?" She holds up the monkey.
Same response. "A mountain lion?"
Finally the giraffe. By now Scott and I are both trying our best not to let out loud obnoxious laughs. "And what's this?"
Lydia gasps, snatching the giraffe out of Allison's hands and holding it above her like Simba. "A mountain lion!" She says with the upmost pride and Scott and I finally lose it.