The Hikari's were playing a game in Yugi's room.
Ryou: *with controller* I think I'm 8 out of 10
Yugi: That's a pretty good score I'd buy a game based on that.
Marik: You gotta go ten outta ten! Well is there at least one-
Yugi: *giggles* You gotta go ten outta ten
You go to dat store. And you get Ten outta Ten.
Ryou: HAHAHA! What he sayin'
You go buy some MEAT at da SHAP *Marik laughs at background*
They say, this Grade A meat.
I take it out *Ryou laughs in background*
I touch it.
I stretch it.
TEN OUTTA TEN!
Ryou and Marik: Yugi, what the-
Bring it home (Ryou: Oh)
Cook it up with a little spice (Marik: HAHAHA! He said, "Cook it up!")
A little Thyme.
A little Salt N' Peppa *Ryou uncontrollably laughs*
I eated it.
Put it on my mouth and chew...
Hikaris altogether: TEN OUTTA TEN! *bursts into laughter*
Marik: *pounds hand on the floor endlessly* I-I- need aiiiirrr!!! HAHAHAHAHA!
Ryou: *holds stomach* I never thought-you can ace- the accent- Yugi, that was- amazing *bursts out laughing again*
Yugi: I know, cuz you know why?
Marik: You practise it?
Yugi: Yeah, I do... until it's TEN OUTTA TEN
Ryou: I NEED HELP!!!
Marik: MALIKKKKKkkkkkk AHHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Malik: *kicks door open and has baseball bat in hand* WHO DARES MESS WITH MAH MARIK-PRETTY??!!!
Yami: Aibou! Are you-
Hikaris were on the floor laughing. "GAME OVER" shot the screen on the mini television though the three didn't care.
Bakura: Now call that a false alarm.
Yami: Alright, alright, what is going on in here?
Marik: You gotta go ten outta ten
Bakura: What is so funny about that?
Hikaris: *instantly stops* Nothing.
Ryou: Ten outta Ten
Everyone: *stares at Ryou*
Ryou: *blinks in confusion* W-What?
Marik: did you just say what I think you said?
Ryou: What did I say?
Bakura: ten outta ten
Yami: What?
Bakura: dang I can't ace the bloody accent.
Yugi: Ten outta Ten
Marik: HAHAHA!!
Yamis: OHKAY!!!
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(Puzzleshipping) Jokes and One-Shots (✔COMPLETED!✔)
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