As much I am addicted to YuGiOh, I am also addicted to South Park!!
Especially THIS song is stuck in my mind!
WARNING: SWEARING AND TEA BASHING!!!!!
Yami: You guys, this is all Tea's mom's fault.
Tea: Shut up Sennen!
Yami: Tea's mom is the one that started that damn club all because she's a big fat stupid b-
Tea: Don't say it Sennen!
Yami: WEEEEELLLLL
Tea: Don't do it Sennen!
Yami: WEEELLLLLL
Tea: I'm warning you!
Yami: Ok ok *pretends to walk away*
Tea: I'm getting pretty sick of him calling my mom a-
(Jazzy Presto orchestral music swells)
Yami: *slides back* WEEELL Tea mom's a bitch she's a big fat bitch, she's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world she's a stupid bitch if there ever was a bitch, she's a bitch to all the boys and girls
Tea: SHUT YOUR FUCKING MOUTH SENNEN!
Yami: On Monday she's a bitch, on Tuesday she's a bitch, on Wednesday through Saturday she's a bitch, then on Sunday just to be different she's a super king kamaya-maya bee-atch!
Yami: Come on you all know the words!Have you ever met my friend Tea's mom she's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world she's a mean old bitch and she has stupid hair she's a bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch she's a stupid bitch! Tea's mom's a bitch and she's just a dirty bitch!
Yami: Talk to kids around the world and it might go a little bit somethin' like this
(Chinese)
Kǎi ěr de māmā shìgè biǎo zi yīgè biǎo zi,
(French)
Elle est la plus grande chienne dans le monde entier,
(Dutch)
Ze is een stom kutwijf, als er iemand een kutwijf was,
(Swahili)
Yeye ni Bitch yote wavulana na wasichana
Yami: Have you ever met my friend Tea's mom she's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world she's a mean old bitch and she has stupid hair, she's a bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch...
Crowd:*gasp*
Tea's mom: *behind Yami, cross armed and having an angry look on her face*
Yami: ...bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch she's stupid bitch
Joey: Uhh Yami...
Yami: Tea's mom's a bitch and she's just a dirty bitch!
(Tempo slows and music turns into jazzy "finale" mode)
I really mean it (Tempo slows and music turns into jazzy "finale" mode)
Tea's mom . . . (horns swell)
She's a big fat fucking bitch! (orchestra swells at "finale" of song)
A big ol' fat fuckin' bitch, right now . . . . cheaa! (Yami does "jazz hands" motions with hands)
......Everyone has shocked faces......
Yami: What? *Turns around* Aw.... Fuck
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(Puzzleshipping) Jokes and One-Shots (✔COMPLETED!✔)
FanfictionWHO LIKES TO HEAR JOKES OR READ ONE-SHOTS ABOUT PUZZLESHIPPING?! Well I hope you do because here is YOU lucky day!!! Hey, its not like I'm peering into some personal business or something... DUH! So yeah, I'm in for requests...
