Swearing in class

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I JUST CAN'T GET ENOUGH IF SOUTH FRIGGIN' PARK DANG IT!!!
WARNING: SWEARING AND TEA BASHING, AS WELL AS OFFENSIVE CONTENT!!!

Ms Chono: what's five times two?
[No response from the class]
Ms Chono: Now come on children, don't be shy, just give it it your best shot
[Tristan raises his hand]
Tristan: twelve
Ms Chono: ok, now let's get an answer from someone who is not a complete retard
Tea: *raises hand* I think I know the answer, Ms Chono
Yami: mimimimimimimimi
Tea: shut up leather dude!
Yami: hey! Don't call me "leather dude" you fucking skank!
Ms Chono: YAMI! Did you just say the F word?
Yami:..... Skank?
Tea: no, she's talking about "fuck" you can't say "fuck" in school you fucking Egyptian
Ms Chono: TEA!
Yami: why the fuck not?
Ms Chono: YAMI!
Joey: dude, you just said "fuck" again!
Ms Chono: JOEY!
Yugi:...... Fuck
Ms Chono: YUGI!
Yami: *turns to Yugi* you'll be rewarded my sweet little aibou
Yugi: *blushes*
Yami: *turns to Ms Chono*what's the big deal? It can't hurt anybody, fuck fuckity, fuck, fuck
Ms Chono: how would you like to go see the school counsellor?
Yami: how would you like to suck my balls?
Class: *gasps*
Ms Chono: WHAT do you say?
Yami: uh, um, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, actually, what I said was... *grabs microphone* HOW WOULD YOU LIKE TO SUCK MY BALLS MS CHONO.
Ms Chono: *stares with wide eyes and an open mouth*
Joey: holy shit dude

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