ATTENTION TO ALL THE YAMIS OUT THERE! There is ony 3 ways you could kiss your Hikari (Light) properly, the correct ways to kiss your Hikari is the following:
1. The Yami Kiss:
Be sweet! It'll pay off in the long run.
2. The Bakura Kiss:
Go straight for the point! Don't give your Hikari time (or air) to argue.
3. The Malik Kiss:
For this one, you need perfect timing. Stalk you Hikari for about 20 minutes then ATTACK! Your Hikari will never know what hit him/her.
Marik: GYAH!
In further notice:
You should know however after trying #3 your hikari will most likely be pissed. Therefore, you better distract him with #1 so he/she won't strangle you with his/her effeminate clutches (and yes they WILL do that since you can't do a thing against them, those smart little bastards) Then, while your Hikari is distracted, continue with #2 to keep him/her distracted to make him/her eventually forget why he/she was mad at you in the first place.
Thank you for taking this advise.
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