ANOTHER SOUTH FRIGGIN' PARK CROSSOVERRRRR!!!!!
WARNING: SWEARING (obviously)...yeah.
Yami: Lemme have some candy Tea
Tea: *looks at candy* Oh, lets see, uh, nope looks like I don't have any Egyptian candy
Yami: yeah like you need all that chocolate idiot!
Serenity: Bo Bo Buh Buh
Yugi: Shh, The Movies Starting
Kids: *silent Hooray!*
Pegasus: Say Dartz What did the Spanish priest say to the Iranian gynecologist
Dartz: I don't know Pegasus what?
Pegasus: *fats on Dartz (that rhymes!)
Kids: *Laughing*
Joey: How do they come up with this stuff?
Dartz: You're such a pig fucker Pegasus!
Group: *Gasp*
Tea: What Did He Say?
Pegasus: Now Dartz, why would you call me a pig fucker?
Dartz: umm, lets see. Well first of all: You Fuck Pigs!
Pegasus: ........Oh, Yeah
Dartz and Pegasus: *Laughing*
Dartz: Well fuck my ass and call me a bitch
Both: *laughing*
Pegasus; Oh! You shit faced cock master
Group:Wow!
Yami: shit faced cock master
dartz: Listen You Donkey Raping Shit Eater!
Joey: donkey raping shit eater...
Serenity: poopy baby shid eader
Dartz: You'd fuck your uncle!
Pegasus: You'd fuck your uncle!
Dartz: Shut your fucking face uncle fucker! your a cock sucking, ass licking uncle fucker! You're an uncle fucker, yes it's true, nobody fucks uncle's quite like you!
Pegasus: Shut your fucking face uncle fucker, you're the one that fucked your uncle, uncle fucker, you don't eat or sleep or mow the lawn, you fuck your uncle all day long!
Dartz: *farts in tune*
Pegasus: hmm, *fats in tune as well*
*Both start a farting instrumental*
Both: *get to a street bursting into laughter*
Street Police: What's doing on here?
Pegasus: *farts*
Dartz: *farts*
Woman: what garbage
Man: Well what do you expect, they're American.
Group: *dancing*
Street Police: *farts and dances*
Everyone in the move: *gets out of the cars* Uncle. Fucker. Uncle Fucker. Uncle Fucker. Uncle Fucker!
Together: Shut your fucking face uncle fucker! You're a boner biting bastard, uncle fucker
Dartz: You're an uncle fucker, I must say
Phillip: You fucked your uncle yesterday!
Everyone: *laugh*
Together: Uncle fucker! That's U-N-C-L-E Fuck you! Uncle fuckeerrr!
Pegasus: Suck my balls
3 Hours later...
Tea: dude, that movie was fucking sweet.
Yami: It mega fucking ass it was!
Joey: Fuck dude, I wanna be just like Pegasus and Dartz
Ticket Booth guy: hey wait a minute, where's your guardian?
Yugi: Huh?
Ticket Booth guy: I knew it! You paid a homeless guy to get you in didn't you?
Yami: Fuck off you donkey raping shit eater *farts*
Joey: yeah, shut your fucking face uncle fucker
Group: You're an ass licking, ball sucking uncle fucker
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(Puzzleshipping) Jokes and One-Shots (✔COMPLETED!✔)
FanfictionWHO LIKES TO HEAR JOKES OR READ ONE-SHOTS ABOUT PUZZLESHIPPING?! Well I hope you do because here is YOU lucky day!!! Hey, its not like I'm peering into some personal business or something... DUH! So yeah, I'm in for requests...
