WARNING: THIS GAME IS COMPLETELY POPULAR FOR BEING OFFENSIVE. IF YOU GET EASILY OFFENDED THEN DO NOT READ THIS!! THERE MIGHT BE MATURE LANGUAGE IN HERE AS WELL!!
Yami: Hello all you Desert Treasures~ I'm Yami Sennen and this is my dear little Aibou (Partner) Yugi Muto.
Yugi: Hello and we are here playing a suggested game from some of our friends and it is called, Cards Against Humanity.
Yami: and the rules of this game is that you take a black card from the deck, you read the sentance it says out loud, it has blanks as well and we take these white cards to finish it.
Yugi: It is very offensive as well. Il''l take the first card.
Card: What's that smell?
Yami: errr..... *goes through cards*
Yugi: *leans back on the bed and goes through the cards* hmmm
Yami: what about this one?
Yami's card: Vikings
Yugi: Ummm, *puts down his card* what's this one?
Yugi's card: Running out of semen.
Yami: WHAT IN THE NAME OF RA...?!
Yugi: *confused look* what's semen?
Yami: it is another word for pee.
Yugi: oh, then that might be idiotic if I lost me pee.
Yugi: 1| Yami: 0
Yami: alright, I'll pick another card.
Card: What's a Girl's best friend?
Yugi: Ummmm, *goes though cards*
Yami: I got SO much inappropriate ones! *goes through the cards*
Yugi: here's mine,
Yugi's card: Masturbation
Yami: *leans back and laughs* WOW!! So then here's mine,
Yami's card: Three dicks at the same time
Yugi: that doesn't make sense.
Yami: I know! My grammar sucks.
Yugi: you get the point
Yami: alright *dies laughing*
Yugi: 1 | Yami: 1
Yugi: here's the next card,
Card: During sex, I like to think about
Yami: my Aibou, if there is a card about that *goes though cards with a smirk*
Yugi: *blushes and go though cards* Y-Yami! And I do NOT know what most of these cards mean.
Yami: ask...if you want to, I could answer...If I can. Here's my card:
Yami's card: My vagina
Yugi: *glares at Yami* are you serious?
Yami: WHAT? We never had sex before.
Yugi: I put on my card now,
Yugi's card: BATMAN!!!
Yami: YOU CHEATED ON MEE!!
Yugi: NEVER!
Yami: that was a joke anyways, I take the point.
Yugi: I agree, for some odd reason.
Yugi: 1 | Yami: 2
Yugi: here's the card,
Card: What will always get you laid?
Yami: AIBOU!!!
Yugi: yes?
Yami: that's the answer to that card.
Yugi: ummmm, right.
Yami: Here's my card,
Yami's card: The Great Depression
Yugi: Wow, are you serious?
Yami: That is the only one I have that makes sense with the card, what's yours?
Yugi: here, it might not make sense but I do NOT know what it means
Yugi's card: A snapping turtle biting off the tip of your penis.
Yami: *slams head on the bed's headrest over and over*
Yugi: I get the last word but what is a snapping turtle gotta do with it?
Yami: do you want to get a snapping turtle to bite off your thingie? *points down to Yugi's member*
Yugi: *blush* Um-uh, n-no...?
Yami: you get the point.
Yugi: 2 | Yami: 2
Yugi: I got a card,
Card: The class field trip was ruined by ______.
Yami: Ummm, here's mine,
Yami's card: Ronald Reagan
Yugi: This is mine,
Yugi's card: Justin Bieber.
Yami: *bursts out laughing* you get the point!
Yugi: every class field trip is ruined by Justin Bieber
Yami: *dies laughing*
Yugi: 3 | Yami: 2
Card: What would grandma find disturbing, yet oddly charming?
Yugi: ummmm, *goes through cards*
Yami: here's mine,
Yami's card: Oompa-Loompas
Yugi: *smiles* I LOVE Oompa-Loompas! They are SO funny and entertaining!
Yami: what are Oompa-Loompas?
Yugi: They are little, plumpy men that work at Willy Wonka's Chocolate Factory by Roald Dahl.
Yami: who?
Yugi: I'll get you to read the book...later on.
Yami: um, ok but put down your card.
Yugi: alright,
Yugi's card: Tentacle porn
Yami: Are you Ra-damned serious?
Yugi: I know what it is but I decided to put it down!
Yami: alright, alright *discards his cards* I give up! This game is giving me the creeps and it is even making me hard!
Yugi: so, I win?
Yami: YES! By A LOT!
Yugi: but the scores are: I have 3 and you have 2.
Yami: EXACTLY!!
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(Puzzleshipping) Jokes and One-Shots (✔COMPLETED!✔)
FanfictionWHO LIKES TO HEAR JOKES OR READ ONE-SHOTS ABOUT PUZZLESHIPPING?! Well I hope you do because here is YOU lucky day!!! Hey, its not like I'm peering into some personal business or something... DUH! So yeah, I'm in for requests...
