Carrie- *stretches* "well well well looks like everyone has come to join us again."
Everyone- *glares at me*
Carrie- "hey if you guys didn't sleep or ran a little faster you wouldn't be here."
Austin- "Yea Yea I tripped."
Carrie- "you fell head over heels when you saw me." *smirks*
Austin- *nervous*
Carrie- *blows kiss*
Albert- "does anyone want me to do something?"
Carrie- "yes here I will give you a dare. Cause who doesn't love a good dare??" *looks at a very short list* "yes hard to choose one there are so many"
Albert- *chuckles*
Carrie- "eat crackers and try to whistle"
Albert- "fuck I don't know if I can whistle or not" *attempt #1* *attempt #2* *attempt #3* "YESS I CAN DO IT!!" *has a solo dance party*
Carrie- "okay someone want to get him crackers?"
Niall- *raises hand* "I will!" *runs to kitchen*
Calum- "what exactly is this place?"
Carrie- "very good question hot ass, well you see this used to be a fancy house until I bought it (more like broke in) and demolished a lot of it. Then I sat it up like a theater so that I could bring all of you here and do this."
Calum- "okay"
Niall- "I HAVE THE CRACKERS!!" *throws half a pack to Carrie*
Carrie- *catches* "wtf Lil Irish man where is the other half I just bought these?"
Niall- *pulls out crackers shoved in his pockets* "um.."
Carrie- *waves hand* "whatever. Albert on stage, now."
Albert- *runs on stage* *opens mouth*
Carrie- *shoves crackers in Albert's mouth*
Albert- *turns to everyone* *tries to whistle* *spits crackers into the crowd*
Felix- *laughing* "gross man!"
Marzia- "ahh!"
Luke- *flicks it off*
Michael- *laughs at Luke*
Albert- *spits rest out into hand* "I'm so sorry!" *laughing*
Carrie- *runs off stage* *grabs trash can* *runs back on stage and sets it in front of Albert* "okay so the next dare is for.... Michael!"
Michael- "oh god no"
Carrie- "yes bitch get on stage."
Michael- *walks on stage*
Calum, Luke, Ashton- *laughing*
Carrie- "good good now, you have to go out in public, with your clothes on inside out, and tell girls your best pick up lines."
Michael- *blinks* "okay I will be back" *walks into the bathroom*
Carrie- "CAMERA PEOPLE GET READY TO FOLLOW HIM" *turns big TV on behind me*
Hunter- "wait so was this some kind of movie theater room as well?"
Carrie- "no I had this installed"
Michael- *walks back out* "Kay I'm ready"
Carrie- "good now go!"
Michael- "wait who are these people?"
Carrie- "your camera crew they are going to be recording you" *kicks him out*
Everyone- *gets comfortable*
Michael- *walking downtown* *sees a cute brunette* *walks up to her* "Hey my name is-"
Girl #1- *screams* "OMF MICHAEL CLIFFORD I AM YOUR BIGGEST FAN!!"
Michael- "thank you!"
Girl #1- *continues to scream*
Michael- *slowly walks away* *walks into store* "hey ma'am I was wondering if you were a fruit*
Girl #2- "excuse me?"
Michael- "cause if you were then you'd be a fine-apple" *smirks*
Girl #2- *rolls eyes* *walks away*
Michael- "so you'll CALL ME LATER!!! No... Okay." *walks outside* *sees girl* *bumps into guy*
Dude- "whoa man watch where your going!" *hold hands up*
Michael- "sorry dude" *also holds hands up*
Dude- "no homo?"
Michael- "no homo" *walks up to girl* "hey, let's play Titanic."
Girl #3- "why are your clothes inside out?" *pops gum*
Michael- "you be iceberg and I go down"
Girl #3- "ugh why do I have to be so pretty? look I'm not interested." *sways hips as walks away*
Micheal- "well damn you bitch" *comes back*
Everyone- *laughing*
Ashton- *mocking* "no homo dude"
Hunter- "that last girl was rude"
Louis- "I would've sassed her out"
Perrie- "what kind of pick up line was that fine-apple one?"
Jade- "I don't know I kind of liked it"
Perrie- "you did?"
Jade- *nods*
Ariana- "Yea it wasn't too bad"
Michael- "yes! Thank you Ariana!"
Niall- "can I have water please?"
Carrie- "sure here" *throws him water*
Felix- "can I have some too!"
Carrie- "okay" *throws another*
Zayn- "I want some!"
Austin- "me too!"
Connor- "as long as it doesn't have sugar!"
Albert- "can I wash my hands please?!?"
Carrie- "well it looks like I have to go now cause I have some THIRSTY BITCHES HERE!!!!" *glares at the crowd* "anywhore, please leave some truth or dares for them!!!"
Hunter- "wait Carrie can I have a truth please?"
Carrie- "no we are out of time. BYE THANK YOU FOR READING! DONT FORGET TO VOTE!!"
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