Jade- "hello every and welcome to Jadey time!"
Leigh- "Jadey time?"
Jesy- "what?"
Perrie- "I think its cuuuuute."
Jade- "well as you lovely readers know Carrie lost our little battle last night so now I am in charge!" *evil laughter*
Carrie- *sitting next to Albert* *flips Jade off*
Jade- "well" *looks at list* "what is that? How do you use this? Oh is that my name?"
Carrie- "I lost so I'm not telling or helping you at all this chapter." *smirks*
Jade- *nervous* "okay so can... Louis, Luke, Ashton, Jesy and Ariana come up on stage please?"
Everyone who's names were called- *walks up on stage*
Jade- "okay Jesy what is the weirdest food you have every ate?*
Jesy- "um... I ate a snail before."
Perrie- *gasps* "I remember that! You didn't like it so you spit it out all over the table!"
Jesy- *blushes*
Jade and Leigh- *giggles*
Jade- "okay Jesy you can go sit back down."
Jesy- *obeys*
Jade- "now Ariana would you ever shave your head and if so why would you?"
Ariana- *grabs her hair* "I would never shave it! Well... If someone's hair fell out then I would get mine chopped off to be made into a wig for them but I would never completely shave it."
Harry- "I'm growing mine out for charity."
Louis- "awe that's so cute!"
Harry- "you already knew that was why I'm growing it out."
Louis- "Yea but it is still a really nice thing to do."
Jade- "okay you may sit back down."
Ariana- *goes to seat*
Jade- "now.. Wait what the bloody finger is this?" *holds up a wet ball of paper*
Carrie- "It is what I do when I'm bored. I soak paper towels and roll them together."
Jade- *drops it*
Marzia- *shivers*
Leigh- "that is quite disgusting."
Carrie- "thank you"
Jade- "moving on... Luke and Ashton this is one for both of you to answer. Who do you think will be the first to leave the band?"
Ashton- "Luke"
Luke- "Calum"
Michael- "OF COURSE IT IS CALUM. YOU AND CALUM THIS AND YOU AND CALUM THAT I FUCKING HATE YOU GUYS"
Luke- "I'm sorry babe I just-"
Calum- "nah he's right." *wraps arm around Luke*
Luke- *pulls away* *steps to Ashton* "fuck no hood."
Calum- "fine effff youuuuu tooooo"
Carrie- "you guys are so childish. Jade can we move on?"
Jade- "Yea sure. Uh Louis!"
Louis- "yes?"
Jade- "how's the boyfriend?"
Louis- *looks to Harry*
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