Laughter

danisnotonchairs

Carrie- "It has been a while since I did one of these but here is an update on what everyone is doing!"

Niall- "Oh is that why I'm tied to this chair?"

Carrie- *nods* "Any who, who lived down in whoville."

Niall- "This isn't Dr. Suess"

Carrie- "Is now love."

Niall- "Alright then."

Carrie- "So what have you been up to?"

Niall- "Well-"

Carrie- *holds hand up* "Now I'm going to stop you right there."

Niall- *????????????*

Carrie- "Could you send Harry in please?"

Niall- "Uh Yea sure?"

Carrie- *unties him*

Niall- *leaves*

Harry- "Ello what is this cute little room?"

Carrie- "BITCH YOU CUT YOUR HAIR! THAT WAS LITERALLY THE ONLY THING IN THAT BAND THAT DIDN'T BETRAY ME."

Harry- "I donated-"

Carrie- "AWE I'M SO PROUD OF YOU BBY AWE SO CUTE AND INSPIRATIONAL AND UGH LOVE YOU"

Harry- *slowly leaves room*

Liam- *sits in seat* "Hello beautiful how are you?"

Carrie- "You are literally the sweetest thing ever awe. And I'm good thanks how are you?"

Liam- "I'm alright just been enjoying the break."

Carrie- "That's wonderful. Also the other day you appeared on TV for a solid forty five seconds."

Liam- "Excuse me?"

Carrie- "You guys were on Family Guy."

Liam- "Oh Yea!"

Carrie- "Now not to be mean but I have a lot of people to get through so could you send in..... *checks list* "Louis for me please."

Liam- "Of course." *exits*

Louis- "Bitch you called?"

Carrie- "Technically Liam informed you."

Louis- "Don't make me get out my trusty dad jokes."

Carrie- "Oh damn... I'm sure we have time for a few."

Louis- "Embarrassing enough I don't have any yet. Also I want something to eat so bye." *walks out*

Carrie- *sigh* "I love that guy" *pulls out phone* *sends text* *waits*

Trevor- "DID YOU MISS ME?"

Carrie- "Of course! Oh btw I need some help."

Trevor- "With what my queen?"

Carrie- "Interviewing these peasants."

Trevor- "Yess!!!!! I'm so in get me some wine!"

Carrie- "um no wine but..." *snippity do* "Have a seat"

Trevor- "Kayyyyy"

Zayn- "eh m8"

Trevor- "OG MY GOSH IS THAT ZAYN MALIK IM LIME YOYR BIGGEST FAN ILY SO MUCH FUCK MY ASS DADDY!"

Carrie- "WTF TREV CALM YO THIRSTY TITTIES."

Trevor- "Oh right sorry. Professional."

Zayn- "I'm gonna get back to Gi-"

Trevor- *jumps up* "SIT YO FINE GLASS ASS DOWN."