Carrie- "hello and welcome back my lovely readers!!"
Harry- "I still can't believe you make me read porn."
Carrie- "what"
Harry- "ya know that coloring book"
Carrie- *realization* "ooooohhhhh Harry, dear... Its smut."
Harry- "what is?"
Carrie- "smut is when you write about two characters having sex. Porn is when its a video."
Harry- "I never knew that"
Perrie- "the more you know" *smiles*
Carrie- "okay now the first dare is to-"
Connor- "STOP WHAT YOU ARE DOING AND GO WATCH MY NEW VIDEO!!!"
Hunter- "NO! GO WATCH THE NEW FOR THE LOVE OF MUSIC!"
Connor- *glares*
Hunter- *glares back*
Carrie- "y'all lil boys are so immature..." *shakes head* "okay first I'm going to throw this squishy ball and not that one that dangles between the guys legs."
Connor- "Yea cause WE are the immature ones" *scoffs*
Hunter- "yea" *chuckles*
Carrie- "fucking assholes. Anycunt, who ever catches this squishy ball *giggles* has to be blindfolded. Then we will make you slow dance with three people and you have to guess who they are. Kapeesh?"
Everyone- *nodes*
Carrie- "Kay" *throws squishy ball*
Luke- *catches ball* "damn"
Mama Liz- *bursts through door like a motherfucker* "NO SWEARING LUCAS!!!"
Luke- "SORRY MUM!"
Mama Liz- "ITS OKAY. I LOVE YOU!!"
Luke- "I LOVE YOU TOO!"
Mama Liz- *leaves*
Carrie- "well fuck me in the duck butt"
Luke- "do I come up on stage?"
Carrie- "Yea get up here. Oh! And grab Ashton's bandana on the way up."
Luke- *steals bandana*
Ashton- "Hey!!"
Luke- *walks up on stage with dem tall sexy legs* "do I wrap this around my eyes then?"
Carrie- *nods*
Luke- "okay" *covers*
Carrie- "can you see now?"
Luke- "nope."
Carrie- "Kay we are going to bring three people up on stage now and you have to guess who it is"
Luke- "I don't know about this. I'm not a very good dancer."
Carrie- "yes you are now you *points to Marzia* getcho butt up here"
Marzia- *silently walks up on stage* *walks up to Luke*
Luke- "so where is this human I'm supposed to dance with at?"
Carrie- "hang on she's going to put her hands on your shoulders."
Marzia- *puts hands on shoulders*
Luke- *wraps arms around her waist*
Felix- *pissed as fuuuuuuccccckkkkk*
Luke- "Marzia" *takes off blindfold*
YOU ARE READING
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