Laughter

Sh-alalala- my oh my

Carrie- "shit fuck I finally ran out of truths and dares so can you guys please comment some for me??"

Felix- "yes! And until then enjoy..... This." *points to stage*

Evan- *slowly walks out in short shorts* "I have never been so embarrassed in my life."

Albert, Calum- "SOMEONE ELSE HAS JOINED US!!!!" *sings and dance*

Evan- *grumbles* *joins in*

Carrie- "yes now Harry... Babe..... Thoughts on Lilo?"

Liam- *face reddens*

Louis- "uhhh...."

Harry- "oh yes.... Liam I'd appreciate if you kept your hands oFF MY MAN OKAY? OKAY. DO YOU EVEN KNOW HOW HARD IT WAS TO GET HIM TO BE MINE AND HOW EASY IT WOULD BE FOR A HOT HUNK LIKE YOU TO JUST SWIPE HIM AWAY??? SO PLEASE DO ME A FAVOR AND NOT STEAL HIM. ALL THE FUCKING GODDAMN LOVE MAN XX" *flips hair outta face*

Everyone- *speachless*

Louis- *walks up to Harry* *grabs his face* "I love you so fucking much, love. I'll never ever leave you." *Passionately kisses him*

Harry- *melts at his touch*

Carrie- "aww" *pulls rope*

Luke- "where did they go?"

Michael- *snorts* "to make love"

Luke- "oh" *blushes*

Hunter- "Now I have to ask... Are they still in this building right now?"

Carrie- "Yea course! I just sent them to the 50 Shades of Grey room."

Marzia- "oh I read that book! But do you really have a room like that....?"

Carrie- "......... Moving on...... Leigh Anne I dare you to dress up in this suit *throws her costume* and dance around outside wearing it"

Leigh Anne- "alright" *puts on taco suit*

Carrie- *snaps fingers* "CAMERA CREW FOLLOW HER PLEASE!"

Leigh Anne- *walks outside* *camera crew follows* *stands in middle of road* "HIII WANT TO BE MY FRIEND???"

Random Car #1- *honks horn* "GET OUT OF MY WAY!!"

Leigh Anne- *runs off road* *car passes* *runs back on* "I LOVE YOU SO MUCH!!!"

Random Car #2- "I LOVE YOU SO MUCH TOO NOW PLEASE LET ME THROUGH IM IN A HURRY"

Leigh Anne- *obeys* *runs back on road* *waits for car* *runs back out* *dances* "SH-LALALA MY OH MY LOOK LIKE THE BOY TOO SHY HE AIN'T GONNA KISS THE GIRL!" (if you know what movie that's from then ily)

Random Car #3- "FUCKING TACOS ARE ALWAYS IN MY WAY!" *tries to run her over*

Leigh Anne- *squeals*

Carrie- "FUCK YOU MAN!!!" *snaps fingers*

Leigh Anne- *appears in the TorD room* *runs to Carrie* "thank you, thank you, thank you!"

Carrie- "no guy hurts one of my girls"

Carrie, Leigh Anne- *hugs*

Everyone- "awww"

Carrie- "alright now that outfit has to go"

Leigh Anne- "Kay I'm going to go change!" *leaves room*

Carrie- "while she is doing that and we have a special guest here still.... Evan what is the weirdest thing you have ever ate?"

Evan- "uh... I've had octopus. (Idk if he has or not I'm making it up) it was kind of weird."

Carrie- *nods* "I hate any kind of seafood so I will never have that. Felix, if you had to choose any girl in this room to date, besides Marzia, who would it be?"

Felix- "um..." *looks around* "you"

Carrie- "ME?"

Albert- "SHES MINE!"

Liam- "THATS WHAT LOUIS SAID ABOUT MARY!"

Niall- "UNTIL YOU DECIDED TO STEAL HIS BOY!"

Liam- "WE DIDNT KISS WE JUST BUMPED FOREHEADS!"

Michael- "THATS NOT ANY BETTER BECAUSE LOU WONT BE ABLE TO WALK WHEN THEY GET BACK!"

Liam- *blushes* "oOohh"

Michael- *nods*

Niall- "is it time for dinner?"

Carrie- *sighs* "Yea I guess. What does everyone want?" *looks at Evan* "you want octopus right?" *smirks*

Evan- *shakes head* "no thanks"

Carrie- "alright fine. Burgers? Ariana, vege-burger?"

Everyone- "sure!"

Ariana- "thanks for thinking of me!"

Carrie- "anytime kiddo! Now who wants to be the lucky one to interrupt Larry?"

Liam- *sinks in seat*

Jade- *pulls out mirror and fixes hair*

Albert, Calum, Evan- *whispers* "we wear short shorts"

Felix, Marzia- *starts having a conversation*

Carrie- *rolls eyes* "fine" *snaps fingers*

Jesy- "what did that do?"

Carrie- "I had one of the backstage people tell them. I'm definitely NOT going to ruin the moment for them."

Jesy- "oh" *nods*

Carrie- "alright every come up here and sit at the table!" *smiles*

Everyone- *listens cause I'm in charge of y'ALLZ*

Harry, Louis- *walks out fixing shirts* *pats hair down*

Michael- *smirks* "Hey Louis why are you limping?"

Louis- *blushes*

Harry- *grabs Louis's hand* *drags him to the other side of table* *sits*

Carrie- "Evan, babe come here please"

Evan- *walks up to Carrie*

Carrie- "you are going to stay and have dinner but.... This is the last chapter you will be in. American Horror Story needs you..."

Evan- *tears up* "I'm going to miss this place"

Carrie- "you can visit anytime! We are family now. You, me, the others in the book, and our readers." *hugs*

Evan- *hugs back*

Carrie- *pulls away* "okay guys that's it for this chapter! And the next one Evan, sadly, won't be in it but that's okay. Now we ReAlLy NEED more truths and dares cause I don't have any left and so please please please comment or even inbox me some!!! Well-"

Jade- "DO IT FOR THE CO-HOST!"

Carrie- "BITCH YOU ARE NO CO-HOST!!"