Laughter

CARRIE MISSES HER PEEPS

Carrie- "FUCKING HELL I CANT DO IT ANYMORE I MISS MEH PEEPS"

Harry- "awe you missed us?"

Carrie- *nods*

Michael- "WELL THATS FUCKING SUCKS WE WERE HAVING THE TIME OF OUR LIVES WITHOUT YOU!"

Luke- "hey that's mean!"

Felix- "Yea m8 no need to h8"

Carrie- "well fuck you Clifford the big red dog."

Michael- "the dog isn't the only thing that's big." *winks*

Hunter- *sits quietly*

Albert- *silently judges*

Perrie- *giggles*

Leigh- *bursts out laughing*

Carrie- "I fucking hate you. Okay well we have some business to get down to before we begin.... NIALL WHATS GOOD?? HOWS SELENA YOU DAMN BITCH CHEATING ON ME!!"

Niall- "but I-"

Carrie- "HARRY BABE YOU ARE OKAY. LIAM YOU ARE OKAY TOO. LOUIS HOW FUCKING DARE YOU TURN 14 TOMORROW??"

Louis- "I'm gonna be-"

Carrie- *winces* "dont you dare say it. Moving on... LUCAS WTF I THOUGHT YOU LOVED ASHTON AND ASHTON WAY TO STAND UP FOR YOUR FAMILY! *claps* AND I LOVE BRYANA AND EVERYTHING BUT WHAT ABOUT LUKE??

Ashton- "we talked about it and-"

Carrie- "shut your whore mouth how. Michael... You be hot af but down right bitchy today damn who climbed up you ass?"

Luke- *whispers* "me"

Carrie- "LITTLE MIX. MY GALS. IM LOVING THE ALBUM IVE BEEN JAMMING TO IT WHILE GETTING READY FOR SCHOOL. ARI, LOOOVE THE FOCUS MUSIC VIDEO!"

Perrie- "thank yooooouu"

Jesy- "awe that's so sweet"

Jade- "I've been jamming to it a lot too."

Leigh- "I'm glad you like it we worked really hard on it."

Ariana- "thanks!"

Carrie- "Austin, babe. Love you!!"

Austin- "love you too you lil batch!"

Carrie- *is offended because isn't that what the cool kids do nowadays?* "Hunter your new 21 ep fucking rocks damn." *cracks knuckles* "as for my YouTube fookers, Felix and Marzia, ya'll be so cute and I'm loving everything you guys put out! Connor, you inspirational lil shit wipe, you make me emotional af just like you do to Troye. And Albert, you doing better now?"

Albert- *nods* "Yea I am a lot better. But wow we have the strangest conversations."

Carrie- *nods* "we really do you garlic bread stick."

Albert- "right back at'cha pickle bunch"

Carrie- "alright now that we have gone over what y'all have been up to and I've been doing nothing but planning for literally every thing in the world..... Marzia, imma give you a dare.

Marzia- "yay!"

Carrie- "I dare you to kiss any girl in the room on the cheek."

Marzia- "oh um." *Stands up and looks around* *walks over to Jade* *kisses her cheek*

Jade- "wait what? Why me?"

Marzia- *giggles* *shrugs* "I dont know!" *sits down next to Felix."

Carrie- "alright... Lima bean aka the dude with the hair aka the man with a plan aka the daddy of the group aka-"

Liam- *whispers to Louis* "is she talkin' about me? I think she is talking about me?"