Laughter

The Solo Singles?

Carrie- "yo yo yo!!! I just got done with all those YouTubers and now we are here with our successful soloists!!"

Zayn- "Hi."

Hunter- "What's up?"

Ariana- "I missed you!"

Austin- "Is this book close to being finished I'm sick of you."

Carrie- "how r00d. Also guys don't hate me buuuuuuttt......"

Troye- "Hey its Troye!"

Carrie- "I also count tea cup over here as a soloist. By the way Blue Neighborhood is lit af."

Zayn- "What about Mind of Mine?"

Carrie- "Bitch I'm still pissed af at you. This time last year I was so excited to go to my 1D concert. But you RUINED it biotch."

Zayn- "..."

Carrie- "Yo Aussy!"

Troye- *blushes* "Me?"

Carrie- *confused* "No I was talkin bout Austin."

Troye- "oh."

Austin- "Carrie don't."

Carrie- "Carrie do. Austin, who is the weirdest person you have ever met?"

Austin- *snorts* "Do you really need to ask? It is obviously you"

Carrie- *wipes hair back n forth* "I'm proud"

Hunter- "Believe me we all know you are."

Carrie- *glares* *sings* "If you like the way you act so much then you should go and fuck yourself."

Ariana- "That's not... How the song goes."

Carrie- "That is how I remember it now Ari babe. I dare you to try and fly."

Ariana- "What?"

Carrie- "Let's go outside." *snaps fingers*

Ariana- "Why are we on the roof?"

Carrie- "I don't know. Oh by the way hey guys!" *waves down at crew*

Albert- *waves back*

Harry- *covers eyes with hand cause ewwie sun*

Leigh- "ugh its so bright out here."

Michael- "BE CAREFUL SWEETIE!"

Carrie- "you ready?"

Ariana- "no"

Carrie- "good!" *pushes her off edge of building*

Ariana- *screams* "wait what is this?!" *bounces back up*

Carrie- "I snapped. My fingers. And she. Bungee jumped. Uh- uh uh- uh- uh-uh." *claps*

Luke- "Is she alright?"

Carrie- "She's fine. Bye guys nice seeing you!"

Luke- "I was talking about you not Ariana..."

Jesy- "Nice seeing you too!"

Carrie- *hauls fictional girlfriend Ari up onto roof*

Ariana- "that wasn't fun"

Carrie- "Sorry babe." *kisses her cheek* *snaps fingers*

Zayn- "So does everyone literally do as you tell them just because you snap your fingers?"

Carrie- "Pretty much. I use my inner mixer and empower my black magic skills."

Troye- "I'm pretty sure you just worded all of that wrong."

Carrie- *sigh* "I tried mofo"

Troye- "I feel ya."

Carrie- "WHAT NO NO NO!!!!! WHY NO DON'T FEEL ME YOU HAVE A BOYFRIEND BESIDES DOESN'T PUSSY SCARE YA?"

Troye- *shrugs*

Carrie- "Anyway Hunt the tunt."

Hunter- *?*

Carried "iz darez ya to.... Do all my tests for for for the rest of the school year." *smirks*

Hunter- "Um no I won't be the reason you fail school."

Carrie- *Bursts out laughing cause bitch I'm already failing cause all y'all not only steal my money but also my study time*

Austin- "I think she has finally lost her mind."

Carrie- "What mind?"

Zayn- "Mind of mine."

Ariana- "3...2...1..."

Carrie- "BRUH WTF I DARE YOU TO CHASE THE FUCKING FED EX DUDE DOWN THE ROAD READY SET GO!"

Zayn- "Wait I thought he already went by?"

Carrie- "GO FUCKING FIND ONE THEN!!" *shoves*

Zayn- "I don't like you"

Carrie- "Love ya too babe." *sees truck* *points* "GO FETCH!"

Zayn- "I'm not a dog!"

Ariana- "Are I miss my puppies."

Troye- "Me too Jagga is the cutest thing."

Austin- "..... Wtf kinda name is that...."

Hunter- "I like it its original. Hey did you know my dog Cole is a retired race dog?"

Carrie- *face palm* "Y'all I love ya and ya pups but look!" *is pointing*

Zayn- *chases truck*

Carrie- "BARK LIKE A DAWG!"

Zayn- "WTH NO BITCH"

Carrie- "YES I AM FEMALE!"

Zayn- *trips over some shit* *looks back* "Oh hey look its Sam Pepper"

Sam- "Fuck you man."

Zayn- "Nawhh imma fuck Gigi."

Carrie- *little Zerrie heart breaks*

Zayn- *runs back to house of TorD*

Carrie- "Good. Now tea cup."

Troye- "Why do you call me that now?"

Carrie- *shrugs* "Cause you are tea cup and Connor is coffee cup. Now if you had to get back together with one of your exes who would it be?"

Troye- "Um... Connor."

Ariana- "I thought you two were dating?"

Troye- "We are."

Hunter- "But he isn't an ex then."

Troye- "I'd break up with him then get him a kitten and ask him out. Also I'd say that Carrie made me."

Carrie- "AWEEE GOALS"

Austin- "So you don't mind getting blamed?"

Carrie- "huh?" *rereads* "TROYE SIVAN MELLET HOW DARE YOUUUU!!! YOU CAN NOT BLAME ME FOR ALL YO LIFE PROBLEMS!!"

Troye- "Yes I can."

Carrie- "..."

Hunter- "..."

Austin- "..."

Zayn- "..."

Ariana- "..."

Troye- "..."

Carrie- "...bitch..."

Hunter- "..."

Austin- "..."

Zayn- "..."

Opera- "..."

Ariana- "..."

Troye- "..."

Carrie- "Suck a vagina"