Laughter

This is my fucking book

Carrie- "So yesterday we left it with Hunter wanting a truth.... So now here we are with the very first truth if the game." *blinks*

Hunter- *raises hand* "does that mean I can come up on stage?*

Carrie- *nods*

Hunter- "sweet!" *runs up onto stage* *sits on a stool*

Carrie- *pets his face* "so beautiful...."

Hunter- *raises eyebrow*

Carrie- "okay so.... If you sir, could go on a date with anyone in this room right now, who would the lucky one be?"

Hunter- "um..." *looks around* "probably Jesy."

Perrie, Leigh Anne, Jade- *gasps*

Jesy- "who me?" *points to self*

Felix- "good thing you didnt choose my boo" *wraps arm around Marzia"

Carrie- "okay get off stage you fucker"

Hunter- *stands up*

Carrie- *throws him back to his seat* "okay now who wants to come up on stage?"

Everyone- *hides*

Carrie- "sommmmeone pleeease get up here."

Austin- "I'm feeling pretty good right now"

Carrie- "I bet I can change that"

Austin- *scared*

Carrie- "okay okay. I don't normally ask but... Truth or dare?"

Austin- "uh dare"

Carrie- "I dare you to suck my dick"

Austin- "truth. I said turth. And you don't even have one."

Michael- *cups hands around mouth* "NO HOMO DUDE!" *laughs*

Felix- "gaAayyyYyy" *laughs*

Carrie- "Okay Austin truth then." *sigh* *looks at list* "will you suck my dick?"

Everyone- *bursts out laughing*

Austin- *looks around* *runs to bathroom* *locks door*

Carrie- "fuck I really wanted him to do it."

Zayn- "what the hell is wrong with you?"

Ashton- "giraffes are kool"

Luke- "I like penguins"

Ashton- "oh Yea they have built in tuxedos"

Felix- "so Marzia there is this really cool movie coming out next week want to go see it?"

Carrie- *jumps off stage* "NO FELIX YOU ARE NEVER ALLOWED TO LEAVE YOUR MINE FOREVER!!!!!"

Perrie- "what do you mean by mine forever?"

Carrie- "Mine forever as in never leaving. You guys are now my fictional characters."

Jade- "oh"

Carrie- "and I'm dating Austin"

Albert- *jealous* *mutters* "fucking Austin"

Carrie- "okay back on track!!! Who wants a dare?!?"

Niall- "I do!!!" *runs up on stage*

Carrie- "okay good" *steals cracker from his pocket* "um... Prank call the sixth number in your contacts and ask them to go on a date with you"

Niall- "okay" *pulls out phone* *scrolls* "fuck"

Carrie- "what who is it?!" *peeks* "ooooooohhhhhh"

Niall- *hits call*

Ariana- *phone rings*

Everyone- *looks between the two*

Michael- "I CALL DIBS ON HER"

Ariana- *answers* "hello?"

Niall- "hi Ariana. Will you go out with me?"

Ariana- *looks at Michael* "okay sure"

Michael- *curses in nonexisting languages*

Niall- "good. What day would work for you?"

Ariana- "none actually I'm trapped inside a book at the moment"

Niall- "cool cause I am too" *smiles at Ariana*

Ariana- *smiles up at Niall*

Michael- *flips table*

Carrie- "MICHAEL NO THAT TABLE COSTED ME A WHOLE NOTHING YOU MONSTER!!!" *growls*

Michael- *flips another table*

Felix- *laughing* *joins in on the table flipping*

Liam and Connor- *gently puts tables back up*

Carrie- "okay everyone settle down now... Felix I dare you to make up a rap about Louis"

Louis- "better be good and include the word sausage."

Felix- "okay um.. I don't know give me a second." *nervous laughter* "there was one a boy born and raised. Lewis the-"

Louis- "LOUIS!!!!!"

Harry- "its okay" *pets his face*

Felix- "small little boy. brown bushy hair, soft as a babies butt. Face as smooth as a toothbrush. Dick the size of a sausage-"

Carrie- "keep it fucking pg bitch."

Felix- *laughing* "says the one who is swearing."

Carrie- "hey this is my fucking book you fucking asshole and I can fucking swear as fucking much as I fuckung want you cunt butt."

Everyone- *laughs*

Carrie- "can someone go get Austin please?"

Zayn- "Yea I will!"

Carrie- "thank you sex on legs"

Perrie- "Hey only I can call him that!"

Carrie- *glares* "hot sex on legs*

Perrie- *attempts to attack me*

Zayn- *walks out with Austin*

Carrie- "okay now that everyone is here we have time for one more truth! I'm going to throw this balloon into the crowd and who ever catches it has to pop it and read and answer the question inside!"

Hunter- "where did you get that balloon from?"

Carrie- "I don't know I just found it stuck in a tree" *throws it*

Marzia- *catches it* "ohh! I got it!" *pops* "it says...have you ever peed in a pool?" *nervous*

Carrie- "well?"

Marzia- "I mean I probably did when I was younger but not recently."

Felix- "that's good cause we went swimming a few weeks ago"

Carrie- "well that's it for now! Thank you all so much for reading and we will see you tomorrow along with the squad!!!" *blows kiss*

Everyone- *blows kiss*

Carrie- "DONT FORGET TO DROP THOSE TRUTH AND DARES AND VOTES!!"