Carrie- "Mid terms? More like fuck off bitch"
Felix- "whoa language"
Carrie- "bruh your videos are full of so many fucking cuss words."
Marzia- "Its true."
Carrie- "Now this chapter isn't going to be an annual truth or dare thing instead I want to update y'all on what real life yous are up to... So to begin.... TROYE YOU WERE ON ELLEN!!!!"
Troye- "Yea! It was a lot of f-"
Carrie- "YOU FINALLY HAD A PAIR OF BRAND NEW JEANS I'M SO EFFING PROUD OF YOU!!!!"
Connor- "....those were my pants...."
Carrie- "...."
Austin- "..."
Leigh- "..."
Dan- "I'm wearing Phil's pants."
Phil- *shocked* "I- Wha- Hey you really are!"
Dan- "damn straight. I'm Phil trash #1."
Carrie- "I'm Dan and Phil trash #2."
Dan- "who's first for me?"
Phil- *raises hand*
Carrie- "fuck yes!!! Anybitchyasswhore, CAL YOU 20 YEAR OLD PILE OF ADORABLENESS!!! HAPPY LATE BIRTHDAY BABE!!!"
Calum- "It has almost been a week where tf have you been?"
Carrie- *sigh* "doin school"
Albert- "same"
Zayn- "glad I don't have to go anymore."
Carrie- "YEA CAUSE YOU ARE ALL OFF WRITING MUSIC BOUT SEX!!!! I BET PEZ WAS YOUR FIRST ONE BUT NOW YOU GOTTA BE WITH GIGI!!!"
Connor- "omg I love the YouTuber Gigi gorgeous! She used to be a boy named Gregory."
Jade- "wait she is a trans?"
Marzia- "Yea she got a lot of surgery but she's happy now and that is all that matters."
Carrie- "Louis yo baby. A few things bout the kiddo."
Louis- *nods*
Carrie- "is it a Larry child? Did you get a blood test done on him? Why the hell did you name him Conchobar? Why di-"
Dan- "wait! You named your baby Conchobar?" *laughs*
Felix- "well you and Phil have a virtual son named Dil."
Phil- "hey don't speak about my son like that!"
Austin- "he isn't real though!"
Phil- "places hand over heart* "he is real in all our hearts"
Dan- "I heard that if you sing the mirror butt song in your bathroom at night three times Dil will appear in your shower."
Niall- "that's not true!"
Dan- "how do you know you've never tried!"
Harry- "hey don't talk about my leprechaun like that!"
Carrie- "guys shut the hell up."
Everyone- *obeys*
Carrie- "I had more things on my list of things to ask you guys but I've forgotten all of the things now that you guys ruined my train of thought."
Liam- "we're sorry!"
Hunter- "I haven't even talked this whole time."
Ariana- "Me either."
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