Laughter

Effing Carrie Messing Stuff Up

Unicorn- "For some reason aperantly I'm in charge of the Dare Carrie segment and so be prepared for a lot of mistakes. Anyway let's have a look at the victim." *points to Carrie*

Carrie- *taped to chair with tape over mouth*

Unicorn- "Alright who wants to go first?"

Michael- *stands up* "I SURE AS FUCK WILL GO FIRST"

Unicorn- "Alright whatcha doin?"

Michael- "I dare her to try and get off of the chair by herself."

Carrie- *wtf m8 this tape ain't going anywhere* *wiggle wiggle wiggle*

Luke- "I don't think she can do it"

Leigh- "Me either"

Felix- "Nah she's got this"

Hunter- "Maybe move your fingers around as well?"

Carrie- *bends fingers* *silently prays that someone will remove tape*

Niall- "Ya know? I don't think she is getting out of there."

Troye- "YOu guys have no faith in her." *also doesn't think she will get out.*

Unicorn- "Alright I feel bad." *goes to help Carrie berrie.*

Marzia- *jumps up* "I'll help too."

Michael- "Awe where is the fun in that?"

MArzia- *removes tape from Carrie's facehole*

Carrie- "Listen up fecker you and me are gonna tangle soon."

Calum- "YOu mean tango?"

Carrie- "NO bitch tangle we gon dance."

Unicorn- *finishes removing ropes and ish*

Carrie- *walks over to Michael* *picks that mothafucka up* *sets him down*

Michael- "I'm not going to dance with you because I'm actually dating someone rn."

Carrie- "Me too tbh and serisously? Just say it, right now. Not rn."

Connor- "WAIT WHAT YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO DATE WHO IS SHE???"

Perrie- "YOU ARE NOT OLD ENOUGH FOR GIRLS YOUNG LADY."

Unicorn- "I already knew you were with someone and I dunno how I feel about her."

Carrie- "Honestly same though because she is actually pretty r00d."

Unicorn- "Imma fight her ass but for now, LEIGH WANTS YOU TO TRY AND BALANCE ON THOSE TIRES!" *points to an actual mountain of tires* 

Carrie- "What the hell? Where did those come from and how did I not notice ehm before?"

Leigh- "I don't know but there is a surprise up there fOR YOUUUUUU"

Carrie- *starts running like a cheetah rawr**trips and falls on face* "Owwie I got a boo boo."

Niall, Troye- *stands up* *points to Carrie* "MY DAUGHTER!" *glares at each other*

Dan- "Oh shit drama" *pulls out phone* 

Phil- "Don't tell me you have a meme for this."

Dan- *pulls st8 face* 

Felix- "Dude don't do it."

Dan- "I have a meme for this."

Phil- "NOOO I CAN'T ESCAPE THE MEMES" *jumps out window and runs fast as lightning*

Harry- "You should go after your husband."

Carrie- "OH MY GOSH I MADE IT AND YOU GOT ME THIS?" *holds up shirt that says 'Leader of the T or D Crew'*