If you like One Direction, Little Mix, 5 Seconds of Summer, Austin Mahone, Ariana Grande, Hunter Hayes, PewDiePie, CutiepieMarzia, Connor Franta, Albert Prigodich and a lot of other random people doing dumb stuff then this book is for you!
Also, may...
Carrie- "I'm going to jump right into this one and-"
Felix- "So you cheated on us." *crosses arms*
Carrie- "What?"
Louis- "Yea. We heard from the 5Sauce boys that you had a different group in here."
Micheal- "Yea she did!"
Carrie- "Yes but did you enjoy your break to the spa?"
Everyone- *silent*
Calum- *shrugs* "Could have been better."
Perrie- "I got my nails redone which I'm happy about." *inspects hands*
Carrie- "Alright now Phil and Troye up onstage please."
Phil- *jogs up with dem daddy long legs*
Troye- *Troye*
Carrie- "Now I did this last night and I want to see your reaction to this photo." *pulls rope*
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Phil- *gasps* *covers mouth with hands*
Troye- "WHAT??"
Dan- "KILL IT KILL IT!!"
Leigh- "Wait Troye your nails are amazing!"
Felix- "I love that hoodie Philip."
Phil- "That's a spawn of Satan. A Satan baby.... An ugly Satan baby."
Troye- "Which one? My body with your face or your body with my face?"
Phil- "BOTH!"
Carrie- "I love this book. Alright now Hunty the tunty."
Hunter- "Why do you keep calling me that?"
Carrie- *shrugs* "Who tf knows why I do half the things I do like writing this book. Talk about WEIRDO."
Troye- "Have you told anyone yet?"
Carrie- "NO TROYE SHHH EVERYONE ELSE WILL KNOW SOON BUT NOT YET!!!"
Connor- "What is she talking about?"
Troye- "She's-"
Carrie- "NO! Btw I had a dream about you last night."
Troye- *points to self* "Me?"
Carrie- "Yea there was a zombie apocalypse and we were in Japan together. Also your mom was there but then she sadly got killed so when we finally arrived to where we needed to be to stay safe you were really sad. So I sat on the bed and you curled up into a ball on my lap and I comforted you till you fell asleep. And when you were asleep you were like reaching around till you grabbed my hand then you calmed down. Also I have a fear of silence and where we were was so fucking quiet but I was okay because I had you."
Troye- "Awe Carrie."
Connor- "That's so cute."
Marzia- "Did anything else happen?"
Carrie- "Yea the next morning when we woke up we went to this theater that had a bunch of stuff in for us to survive but as we were getting the stuff zombies broke in and we had to run. In the end only one of us could live so I shoved you into them."
Troye- *face pales*
Carrie- "Just kidding! I got you into the air vent and stood holding them back until one ripped my arm off and I ended up laying on the ground till I bleed out and woke up."
Felix- "Maybe you should go to the doctor to get your mind, I mean dreams, wait no I don't, checked out."
Carrie- "Nahh I'm fine. Any who back to Hunter. I dare you to go to the neighbors house, not Unicorns but the other one, and pick all their flowers."
Hunter- "Isn't that stealing?"
Carrie- *shrugs* "Not sure I just want the flowers." *laughs*
Hunter- "Alright fine but if I get the cops called on me I'm sueing you."
Carrie- "Bitch I'm practically your mom there will be no taking away my money that I don't even have."
Carrie- "YOOUUUUU MAAAAKES ME FEEEEL LIKE A DANGEROUUUUS WOOOMAAAANNNNN!"
Ariana- *glares*
Carrie- "Was I not supposed to do that?"
Ariana- "No."
Carrie- "Whoops hashtag no fucks given." *holds up hashtag made from fingers*
Connor- *runs on stage* *hits hands* *Miranda voice* "THATS HITLER!!"
Carrie- "I love how I made two spawns of Satan earlier and now you are freaking out over a hand thingy majig."
Jade- "Sounds about right."
Carrie- "Calum would you like to join me up here please?"
Calum- *walks up on stage*
Carrie- *close your eyes*
Calum- *obeys*
Carrie- *slams his fine ass face with apple pie*
Calum- "WHAT WAS THAT?!" *jumps*
Carrie- "PAYBACK FOR BEING SO DAMN BEAUTIFUL!! Also someone dared me to so." *shrugs* *hands towel*
Calum- "Thanks. And thanks bitch for making her do that!"
Carrie- "Don't swear at our readers! Only I'm allowed to do that!"
Michael- "HAAAA"
Felix- *puts sunglasses on* "REKT!!!'
Albert- "Hey I just got an idea! What if we did a chapter where we ask you truth or dares!"
Carrie- "If the readers want us to to that then sure. But if they do then COMMENT. VOTE. FOLLOW. SHARE. And..... Whatever ya kids do these days idfk anymore. P.s. my nose is running like a fountain right now but I'm in math class so I refuse to get up."
Connor- "What's with you and writing this during class?"
