Carrie- "I am so sorry guys but this needs to be done.... Louis, Albert, Jade and Zayn getcho adorable apple butts up here."
Louis- "I'm not doing anything stupid"
Carrie- "you already did."
Louis- *confuckled*
Carrie- "apparently Danielle is 'pregnant' with your baby. And if it is true then you did something stupid. Actually two things. You cheated on Harry and fucked her."
Harry- *slightly mad but still chuckles*
Louis- "OOOOOOOHHHHHHH tru"
Zayn- "I'm not doing anything that has to do with him. We aren't friends anymore."
Carrie- *bitch slaps Zayn* "shut the fuck up and be nice. Also since I'm late with all of y'alls birthdays I got you presents instead of making a cake." *hands present to each of them*
Jade- "oh thank you!"
Zayn- *shakes it*
Albert- "you didn't have to get me anything!"
Louis- "can I open it?"
Carrie- "Yea go for it!"
Zayn- *rips paper*
Louis- *accidentally drops it* "fuUCCKK"
Jade- "awe its so cute!" *holds up plush Jasmine doll*
Zayn- "I got a stuffed dog that matches my real one"
Albert- "I got a jar of diced pickles?"
Louis- "I got a dildo....?"
Carrie- "that one if for both you and Harry. Here is the one just for you." *throws box*
Louis- "you are a strange one you know that? Like seriously I hope this book never ends or I will die of boredom without you."
Carrie- *flips hair* "thanks babe"
Louis- *opens box* "Another foot(soccer)ball.... With everyone's signature.."
Carrie- "Yea I uh... Thought it would be nice to keep. I even had Troye Dan and Phil sign."
Louis- "thank you." *hugs Carrie*
Carrie- *hugs back* "Now who's ready to play???? Daniel c'mere."
Dan- "wait what do I do?"
Carrie- "sit on the stool next to me"
Dan- "okay?" *walks on stage* *sits*
Carrie- "I dare you to do 30 jumping jacks"
Dan- "ho- wha- bu- no!!!!"
Carrie- "come on I will do it too!!"
Dan- "fine. Phil get up here if we do it you are doing it."
Phil- "but I don't want to."
Carrie- "dont worry his turn is next now let's start"
Dan- *does ten* "I'm done. I'm so done." *grasps his boob cause can't breathe*
Carrie- "whoa you okay Danny?"
Dan- *coughs*
Carrie- "soooo????"
Dan- *lays on floor*
Carrie- "Dan?"
Dan- "..."
Carrie- "alright next up is Phil!" *claps*
Phil- "is he alright?" *nudges him with little toe*
Carrie- "he is fine. Remember y'all are fictional and if he goes to die I can snap my fingers and he will be the most muscular guy in this room"
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