Firestar: HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME! HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME! I -
*Thunderclan runs away*
Firestar: Aw come on my singing isn't that bad!
Jayfeather: Yes it is
Firestar: 0.0 Really?
Lionblaze: Yup
Firestar: *throws pillow* NO! I WILL NOT ACCEPT IT!!!
Lionblaze: Hey! *grabs another pillow and swats Firestar*
Jayfeather: IT'S AN ABDOMINATION!!!! *rips open secret pillow stash and starts throwing them everywhere*
2o seconds later...
Leafpool: MISSED MEH!
Squirrelflight: *aims pillow at Leafpool's head and misses* NUUUUUU!!! I REFUSE!!!
Brambleclaw: *sneaks up behind Leafpool and hits her* BUT I DIDN'T!!!!!
Hollyleaf: *chucks pillow 10 meters away and hits Brambleclaw in the face* ME NEITHER!!!!
Brambleclaw: Oh no.
Leafpool: 0.0
Hollyleaf: What?
Squirrelflight: GOTCHA!!! *slams ten pillows into Hollyleaf's head*
Hollyleaf: X_X
Squirrelflight: Whoa. *looks at dumbfounded Brambleclaw and Leafpool* Did I kill her?
Brambleclaw: No
Squirrelflight: Good.
Cloudtail: *jumps out of nowhere* DID ANYONE SAY COOKIE?!?!?!?
Brambleclaw: ...
Squirelflight: ...
Leafpool: ...
Firestar: *brings up pillow cannon* WHO WANNA FIGHT?!?!?!?
Cloudtail: COOKIE!!!!!!
Leafpool: /)_-
Brambleclaw: *picks up pillow bomb* You were saying?
Firestar: *slowly retreats*
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