Dragging Thunderclan, Hopeclan (thanks Frost!), Windclan, Iceclan, Shadowclan, Starclan, Clanclan and Riverclan into one chapter :)
Cloudtail: YO EVERYONE MY NAME IS CLOUDTAIL AND WELCOME TO COOKIE CLUB
Bluestar: *headbutts Cloudtail off stage* SORRY ABOUT THAT EVERYONE! WELCOME TO THE SINGERS EXTREME!!!
Owlpaw: *clamps paws over ears* TURN IT DOWN PLEASE!!!!!
Bluestar: YOU'RE EVEN LOUDER! ANYWAY THIS IS A COMPETITION TO SEE WHO CAN ACT OUT THE SONG THE BEST!!! *shoves bannana into Randomrandom's face who's break dancing* OUR FIRST CONTESTANTS ARE HIHI AND LIONBLAZE!!!
*music plays we don't need the money money money*
Hihi: MEH JAM!!! *starts dancing*
Lionblaze: /)_- *breaks lock on Jayfeather's safe and steals money* MONEY MONEY MONEY
Bluestar: BOTH DISQUALIFIED!
Hihi: :(
Lionblaze: /)_-
Bluestar: AND NOW WE HAVE FACEFACE AND ONESTAR IN THE ULTIMATE FACE OFF!!!
Faceface: /)_-
*music plays why you gotta be so rude*
Onestar: EASY! *grabs random cat from the crowd and pulls a face*
Bluestar: AND THE WINNER IS ONESTAR!!! *massive cheers from Windclan*
Onestar: Wait who did I grab?
Firestar: Me
Onestar: 0.0
Bluestar: AND NOW WE HAVE LONGTAIL AND LITTLECLOUD!!!
*music plays pink fluffy unicorns dancing on rainbows*
Bluestar: ... I don't remember putting that one on the list
Randomrandom: *creeps away*
Littlecloud: NU UNICORNS *ded*
Longtail: *grabs Harry Potter's wand and points it at the sky* FLUFFYUNICORNIFY!!!
*starts raining marshmallows*
Longtail: 0.0
Bluestar: DISQUALIFIED! AND NOW THE FINALS, ONESTAR AGAINST THE LEGENDARY FROSTFIRE FROM HOPECLAN!!!
Froststar: You stole my name!
Frostfire: 0_0
*music plays I CAME IN LIKE A WRECKING BALL*
Bluestar: RANDOMRANDOM!!!!
Randomrandom: *runs*
Frostfire: Pass me a bowling ball
Onestar: *jeering* Is that it?
Frostfire: Nope! *uses the dark arts to turn bowling ball into a unicorn*
Onestar: 0.0
Frostfire: PINK FLUFFY UNICORNS DANCING ON RAINBOWS!
Bluestar: /)_-
Onestar: *grabs real wrecking ball* I CAME IN LIKE A WRECKING BALL
Bluestar: OUT! OUT! *ducks incoming Onestar and grabs Frostfire's unicorn*
Bluestar: *outside* PINK FLUFFY UNICORNS CAN SAVE YOUR LIFE!!!!!
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