Clan TV

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Before I begin, I would like to say farewell to Bobframash. Thank for your help, you were a great friend, and we will miss you dearly. Goodbye, and good luck!

Note: Most of this was written before I found out

Lionblaze: WELCOME TO CLAN TV MY NAME IS BANANAHEAD AND - wait where did Yoyo go? ._.

Soso: I ate him ._.

Lionblaze: 0.0

Yoyo: *rolls in, very fat*

Soso: ...

Yoyo: HALP MWE GET UP BANANAHEAD *w*

Soso: *dies of cuteness*

Lionblaze: /)_- Yoyo, you're double the size of Nomnom

Yoyo: *makes cute face ^w^*

Lionblaze: *stuffs Yoyo into a pillow and hides him* So anyways, where was - OH YES! I'M HERE TO SELL GENUINE POTATOES OF LIFE FOR ONLY $1000 DOLLARS! GET YOURS TODAY! :D

Hollyleaf: *backstage writing, 'POTATO OF LIFE' on potatoes with a Sharpie*

Lionblaze: POTATOES OF LIFE CAN GIVE YOU COOKIES! :D

*backstage explosion*

Lionblaze: AND SHARPIES :D

Hollyleaf: GDSHSHDUXHDIDHALSOODJDIFGSIDVDIDVSHKDJGSJDVVVSKAPQPQPQOERUAHHSGSGAHHAHAGAHAGSGSFSHSBVDKCDVSHSVSJGDSVSISVSU I LUV SHARPIES :D

Graystripe: I want one! BUT FIRST, LEMME TAKE A SELFIE *takes 666 selfies*

Morningside: *whispers* Illuminati confirmed...

Hollyleaf: *draws illuminati on Morningside's face with a Sharpie*

Morningside: I don't like Sharpies ._.

Hollyleaf: You know what?  :D

Morningside: ...

Hollyleaf: I DECLARE POTATO WAR :D

*everyone onscreen starts throwing potatoes at each other*

*in Starclan*

Bluestar: *switches TV Channel to Everything Nyan Cat*

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ERMYGOSH SORRY FOR LE LATE DEDICATION RIVER!!!!!!! ><

- Owl


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