Froststar: *walks into McDonald's*
Dovefeather: Welcome to Maccas :D Would you like a hamburger?
Froststar: I'm here to get employed
Dovefeather: 0.0
Iceflake: *runs out of office covered in food scraps* DID I HEAR RIGHT. YOU WANT TO GET EMPLOYED?
*gags Froststar*
Dovefeather: No.
Iceflake: OK DEN. *slams door*
Froststar: *removes mouth gag* WHY DID YOU SAY NO
Dovefeather: BECAUSE IF SHE EMPLOYS YOU I'LL BE UNEMPLOYED AND BANANAS WILL NO LONGER EXIST
Froststar: 0.0
Dovefeather: VOLDEMORT WILL RISE AND STEAL ALL THE PINEAPPLES.
*double locks Iceflake's door*
Dovefeather: CHUCK NORRIS WILL RIDE ON FLYING CHEESECAKES. ILLUMINATI BECOMES THE DARK FOREST.
Froststar: ...
Dovefeather: PRINGLES WILL BE INEDIBLE. CHOCOLATE WILL BECOME ROCKS.
What?!? But I love chocolate!
Froststar: Dovefeather -
Dovefeather: A VOLCANO WILL ERUPT. ANGRY BIRDS WILL ATTACK. CHEESE BALLS WILL CRUSH US.
Froststar: Can you please -
Dovefeather: PNEUMONOULTRAMICROSCOPICVOLCANOCONIOSIS WILL BREAK OUT. APPLE PIES WILL EAT US. HIPPOPOTOMONSTROSESQUIPDALIOPHOBIA WILL EXIST.
Froststar: Dovefeather are those things actually going to happen 0.0
Dovefeather: No...
Froststar: Good
Dovefeather: BUT COCONUTS ARE THE MEANING OF LIFE
Froststar: /)_-
*teleports Iceflake outside of office*
Dovefeather: DUN. DUUUUNNNN.
Froststar: I'M ONLY HERE TO EARN MONEY AND BUY POTATOES
Iceflake: POTATOES? I HAVE A WHOLE STASH OF THEM!!!!! *opens vault and avalanche of potatoes roll out
Froststar: *gets squashed*
Dovefeather: This is life :P
Iceflake: Yes, but one thing
Dovefeather: ?
Iceflake: DOGS WILL INVADE. COMPUTERS WILL SUCK US.
Wait, seriously? (backs away from computer)
Iceflake: UNICORNS WILL DIE. WATERMELONS KILL.
*in Starclan*
Froststar: Yep :P
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Thought I'd start adding, 'OwlNotes'. They will appear in some chapters when Owlheart doesn't appear formally in the story. They will be in bold :P
Cheers! - Owl
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