Birchfall... The Turnip Thief?!?!?!?!?

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Birchfall: *runs into camp holding a turnip* I ISH LE TURNIP THIEF! :D

*no answer*

Birchfall: ...

*still no answer*

Birchfall: ...

*Mount Everest crumbles to dust*

Birchfall: O_O

Mousefur: *walks past and calmly takes turnip put of Birchfall's paws* Thanks :D

Longtail: *Le gasp* A TURNIP!!!! *slow motion running towards turnip*

Mousefur: NUUUUUUU!!!! D: *slow motion running away*

Hawkfrost: GO LONGTAIL!!!! :D *waving pink pompoms*

Longtail: GIMME THE - *falls asleep*

Mousefur: *dies*

Hawkfrost: /)_-

Iceflake: *randomly walks in* Hello, does anyone own a cow?

Brambleclaw: Mu.

Cow: ._________________.

Hawkfrost: Why the long face? .-.

Iceflake: O_O

Brambleclaw: COWS GO MUUUUUUUUUU

Cow: -_____________(     \

Lionblaze: YAY FACEPAW BUDDY!!!! :D

Cow: O_______________O

Iceflake: ...

Birchfall: *takes turnip and runs*

Turnip: *explodes*

Cow: X_______________X

Lionblaze: D:


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CHAPTER 30!!! YOU KNOW WHAT THIS MEANS!!!!!

Yep. DA CLUE.

....

The title is the clue :P

String this with the last clue......

- Crypticfied Owl




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