Pure Warrior Cats Randomness

Da Interviews - Catmist

Squirrelflight: WE'RE BACK! EVEN THOUGH TECHNICALLY THE UNIVERSE IS GONE BUT THE AUTHOR REVIVED IT WITH THE POWER OF WHO-CARES

*insert heavenly sound of fourth wall dying*

Lionblaze: I'M BACK TOO!

Birchfall: AND ME!

Jayfeather: OFFER YOUR STICKS NO BACKS!

Hollyleaf: SCREW YOU! >:(

Squirrelflight: OFFER YOUR TAIL NO BACKS

Birchfall: AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!

Hollyleaf: OFFER YOUR -

Lionblaze: I-BACK!

Hollyleaf: D:

Catmist: Uh... I was summoned by a birdie to find the interviewers in Interviews R Us...

Squirrelflight: THAT'S ME!

Lionblaze: AND ME

Birchfall: AND ME

Jayfeather: AND ME BECAUSE I DECIDED TO JOIN THIS MOVEMENT

Hollyleaf: RANDOMLY JOINING A MOVEMENT IS AGAINST THE WARRIOR CODE!

Squirrelflight: YOUR FACE IS AGAINST THE WARRIOR CODE!

Hollyleaf: ...

Lionblaze: When you get burned by a relative... :P

Catmist: ._O

Jayfeather: *somehow reads the clock* WE'RE FOURTY-TWO MILLISECONDS BEHIND SCHEDULE! GET A MOVE ON!

Squirrelflight: *throws Catmist onto chair*

Lionblaze: *knocks camera over by accident*

Hollyleaf: *Sharpies stuff on the wall*

Acciostuff: *Appears, repairs camera, leaves*

Jayfeather: ROLLING IN 3, 2, 1!

Randomrandom: *photobombs*

Bluestar: RANDOMRANDOM

Jayfeather: ...

Randomrandom: Bold text... *gulps* *runs for his dear life*

Squirrelflight: ._.

Jayfeather: Uh... 3, 2, 1...

Squirrelflight: WELCOME TO CLAN TV AND - wait how does the intro go again?

Birchfall: *slides piece of paper*

Squirrelflight: Welcome to Clan TV! Today we shall be interviewing a fellow cat from Stupidclan by the name of Mon - wait what?!?!?

Lionblaze: WRONG ONE! *swaps the papers* *knocks camera over*

Acciostuff: *appears again* Seriously? ._. *repairs and leaves*

Squirrelflight: Uh... Welcome to Clan TV! Today we shall be interviewing a fellow cat from Gamerclan by the name of Catmist!

Catmist: Howdy.

Squirrelflight: Catmist, we have a pressing question from our viewers. What exactly are you? Are you a ghost?

Catmist: Well...

Birchfall: *eating crisps off camera extremely loudly*

Catmist: In scientific terms I am a phantom mist which contains high quantities of airborne chlorophyll from fresh young cut stems of catmint, known to Twolegs as catnip, a herb proven to be favourable to domestic cats but it appears to be good for clan cats as well. In technical terms I am a normal cat, only not entirely solid so I am unable to touch solid object for example, they just fall straight through. The phantom mist also forms an illusion so I'm not exactly see through, so I have some solidicy. I'm not the only phantom on the face of the planet. Phantoms can be conjured through many means - rituals, collecting mist over a mystic swamp or lake, etc. In the Clan cats sense although technically that did not perform a ritual they conjured mist from the giant cauldron where they had intended to make chocolate, which is pretty much the same. There are two types of Phantoms - Light and Dark. I myself am Light. Dark phantoms have the power to possess and influence thoughts and other dark magic, hence their name, 'Dark'. Not all Dark phantoms are evil though, but a vast majority are. Generally the mist is either smoky or pre white, but I myself am unusual due to the fact I'm very slightly green. I don't mind though, I like being special. I've never met another phantom before though, we're scattered randomly everywhere in the world.

Squirrelflight: ...

Lionblaze: ...

Jayfeather: WE'RE NOW SIXTY-NINE MILLISECONDS BEHIND SCHEDULE! GET A MOVE ON!

Squirrelflight: OKAY NEXT QUESTION - Is it really true that you are dating Iceflake?

Catmist: ...

Hailcloud: MISTY YOU TRAITOR! D':

Catmist: I SWEAR TO STARCLAN WHOEVER PUT THAT QUESTION IN I WILL STALK THEM IN THE NIGHT AND DRAG THEM OUT THE DOOR. I WILL SLIT THEIR THROAT AND DROWN THEM. I WILL BURN THEM ALIVE AND THROW THE ASHES INTO THE DUMPSTER FOR THIS TERRIBLE LIE.

Hailcloud: ...

Squirrelflight: *checks paper* The cat who sent that comment was -

*insert sound of glass breaking*

Birchfall: Well, we know now. *stares at Hollyleaf shaped hole*

Catmist: *brings out chainsaw* ARGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH *smashes through glass window after Hollyleaf leaving a Catmist shaped hole*

Lionblaze: ...

Hailcloud: Was that name actually on the list? I thought it was anonymous.

Squirrelflight: Well Hollyleaf didn't know that :P

Hailcloud: ...

Hailcloud: *pulls out chair cannon* ARGHHHHHHH! *smashes through glass window after Hollyleaf leaving another Hailcloud shaped hole*

Birchfall: ...

Squirrelflight: At least we got the interv - Uh, Lionblaze, what's that.

Lionblaze: *looks at front of camera* OH [CENSORED] I LEFT THE CAP ON

Jayfeather: YOU SON OF A -

*static*