Squirrelflight: *boops camera* Is this thing on?
Lionblaze: *throws potato at* Yup
*smashes ice cream into camera lens*
Squirrelflight: Hey!
Heh heh. *hides*
Lionblaze: /)_-
Squirrelflight: Birchfall have you gotten Monday?
Birchfall: Yup :P
*1 hour ago*
Monday: *watching YouTube videos*
Birchfall: *sneaks up behind and throws blanket on head*
Monday: GAH!!! DX
Birchfall: *knocks her out*
*present*
Lionblaze: Roll camera, 3, 2, 1, NOW!
Squirrelflight: Welcome to Clan TV! Today we shall be interviewing a fellow cat from Stupidclan by the name of Monday! *sticks microphone under a sleeping Monday's nose*
Monday: *snore*
Lionblaze: *throws bucket of water on Monday*
Monday: SSSSSCCCCCCCCCCRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Lionblaze: That did it :P
Squirrelflight: So Monday, how did you come to be in Stupidclan?
Monday: *wipes water off face* Well, it was a long, long, time ago....
*flashback to a long, long, time ago*
*in Timeclan*
Monday: *yawns*
Tuesday: *Le gasp* MONDAY YAWNED D:
All cats: *throw IPhones at Monday*
Monday: D:
Saturstar: NO ONE IS EVER BORED IN THE CLAN OF SATURSTAR
Cats: YAY SATURSTAR :D
*black circle closes in*
WE INTERUPT THIS PWCR SPOOF TO BRING YOU THE CLAN ALLEGIANCE OF TIMECLAN DURING THE TIME MONDAY WAS A MEMBER
Leader:
Saturstar (Saturday)
Deputy
Friday
Warriors and Queens
Monday
Apprentice, Twipaw
Tuesday
Wednesday
Thursday
Apprentice, Sunpaw
Sunday
Midday
Midnight
Sunset
Apprentices
Twipaw
Sunpaw
Elders
Dawn
Dusk
END OF INTERRUPTION
Squirrelflight: *slaps Monday's face with a fish*
Monday: Uh, wah?....
Squirelflight: LIONBLAZE!
Lionblaze: *drops a tub of water on Monday*
Monday: *wet* OKAY OKAY IM ALIVE -.-
Squirrelflight: Continue. *shoves gourd under Monday's nose*
*flashback to Timeclan*
Saturstar: LET LE ALL CATS WHO ARE OLD ENOUGH TO THROW IPHONES GATHER BENEATH TIMESTONE FOR A CLAN MEETING!
*cats assemble*
Saturstar: Today we are here to exile Monday :D
Monday and Twipaw: WAT?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
Twipaw: But who's my new mentor? D:
Friday: MEEEEEEEEE!!! :D
Twipaw: YAY! :D I hate you Monday >:D
Monday: D:
Saturstar: LET LE EXILING CEREMONY BEGIN! :D
*cats throw toilet paper at Monday*
Monday: *flees*
*later*
Monday: *walking alone in the forest*
Teddybear: *flying into Monday* AHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
*both cats roll into Stupidclan territory*
Eyelash: *Le gasp* WHAT IS IT?!?!?!?!?!?!
Toothless: IT'S A TWO HEADED MONSTER D:
Tapdance: KILL IT WITH FIRE!!!
*Teddybear and Monday untangle themselves*
Cats in clearing: ...
Stupidstar: *appears* WELCOME TO STUPIDCLAN FELLOW CAT :D
*present*
Monday: And that is how I came to be in Stupidclan.
Lionblaze: *snore*
Squirrelflight: ...
Monday: *drops aquarium on Lionblaze*
*screen blacks out*
Squirrelflight: The End
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