Brambleclaw: *struts onto stage* *accidentally steps on squawking chicken squishy toy*
Toy: BAWKKK
Faceface: /)_-
Brambleclaw: WELLLCCOME TO LE BRAMBLE SHOW, HOSTED LIVE ON CLAN TV!
Soso: I ATE IT *holding up giant sign with the words 'CLAN TV' with a very large bite taken out of it*
Brambleclaw: SHUT UP >:( THIS IS MY SPOTLIGHT
Soso: D:
Brambleclaw: TODAY, MY VIEWERS, WE SHALL BE MAKING A CAKE!
*YAY sound effect plays a little too loudly*
Brameclaw: YOU WILL NEED EGGS, BUTTER, FLOUR, A MOP MILK, SUGAR, SOMEONE'S IMMORTAL SOUL AND BILL'S HAT. THE MORE GENUINE, THE BETTER :D
Bill: No.
Brameclaw: Actually I'm not rich enough to buy it off him anyways, so I'm using a decoy ._>
Bill: Good.
Finale: CUT! It's called making a deal, not buying -_-
Bill: ^
Brambleclaw: Whatever. SO YOU DUMP EVERYTHING IN A TRASHCAN LIKE THIS *dumps everything to a trashcan* THEN SHOVE IT IN A FIRE *kung fu kicks trashcan into pool of lava*
*sizzling noise*
Owlheart: *backstage* This is like cooking lessons with Undyne all over.
Iceflake: Indeed.
Brambleclaw: THEN YOU TAKE IT OUT AND HOPE YOU DON'T POISON SOMEONE :D *gropes around under table* *frowns* Where did the decoy go?
Soso: Nom.
Brambleclaw: ...
Owlheart: Oh crap. *presses button and bleach pours from the ceiling*
Brameclaw: *gets drenched* Me right now.
Faceface: /)_-
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