25 Ways to Destroy a Watermelon

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1. Flush it down the toilet.

2. Use it as a Whack-A-Mole hammer.

3. WATERMELON FIGHT!

4. Use them as cannonballs when playing a friendly game of capture the flag.

5. Eat it.

6. Use them as bowling balls.

7. ...or bowling pins. Aim is to explode them. Use grenades as balls.

8. Ask Finale to sing in front of them.

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9. Trample them underfoot :]

10. KILL IT WITH FIRE!

11. Peck it at Iceflake's forehead. Make sure you have someone to blame it on.

12. Borrow Catmist's chainsaw.

13. Steal the chainsaw.

14. Levitate them ._.

15. Plug Highfountain. When you build up enough pressure, hang them above and LETT IT GOOOO

16. Crush it with a tractor.

17. Eat them. Again.

18. Eat them a third time.

19. Vomit from eating too much.

20. Give it to a minion and tell it it's a rare breed of banana.

21. Eat them.

22. Slice it ._.

23. Impale them with throwing knives.

24. Strap it to a rocket.

25. EXPLOSIONS!

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