Jayfeather's Song

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Jayfeather: Oh,

I'm so upset that Lionblaze
Broke into my precious safe
Stole all my money
And some cheese and honey
And ran away in a bannana case

Lionblaze: /)_- I did not

Jayfeather: Shh it just rhymes, okay?

All my cookies and cream are gone
Butter, pork and vanilla scone
My little pet bunny
Who was really funny
Jumped on a bomb and turned it on

Lionblaze: Jayfeather -

The bomb was sitting on the sun
It burned my bunny into a little bun
I was so upset
That we never really met
That I didn't laugh or have some fun

Lionblaze: Jay -

I WAS MISERABLE FOR THIRTY DAYS
AND I COULDN'T PLAY MINECRAFT UNLESS I PAYED
I VOWED TO PRETEND
NOT TO GET REVENGE
BUT NOW I THINK I NEED TO CHANGE MY WAYS *explodes*

Lionblaze: /)_-

*rains pink fluffy unicorns*

Cloudtail: SWAG

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Okay, not really a song, more of a poem.

Cloudtail's got a new obsession...

SWAG

- Owl

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