Dance Club

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Birchfall: Hi

Lionblaze: Hi

Hollyleaf: Wazup?

Birchfall: The sky is up

Lionblaze: ...

Cloudtail: COOKIE?

Berrynose: Oh Cloudtail, please shut up! *slaps Cloudtail*

Cloudtail: e_e

Lionblaze: /)_-

Birchfall: Why do you facepaw?

Lionblaze: Cause I facepaw /)_-

Birchfall: /)_-

Berrynose: /)_-

Hollyleaf: /)-_-(\

Cloudtail: 0.0

Randomrandom: Hi all! Welcome to Derpy Club!

Thunderclan cats: 0.0

Nono: No,  you mean RANDOM CLUB!!!

Hihi: Shush you two, welcome to Dance Club!

Hollyleaf: What are you doing here, hmm?

Hihi: .... Hi

Lionblaze: /)_-

Randomrandom: Today I shall be teaching you how to break dance

Thunderclan cats: NUUUUUUU (hug each other)

Randomrandom: And... GO!!!

*music starts playing, Randomrandom dances*

Berrynose: Oh, oh... *faints*

Cloudtail: Swag

*sunglasses fall from the sky*

Hollyleaf: SHIELD MY EYES

Birchfall: *shoves a TV infront of Hollyleaf's eyes*

Lionblaze: *dies of unawesomeness*

Birchfall: *dies of watching Lionblaze die of unawesomeness*

Hollyleaf: *dies because TV fell over*

Berrynose: *ded*

Cloudtail: SWAG YO!!!


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WORST. CHAPTER. EVER.

But I ran out of ideas anyway, so....

CHEERS! - Owl

*scribbles all over Cloudtail's face with a Sharpie and runs away*


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