Okay, I'm up to a point where I'm seriously drained of ideas to use, so if you can help me, please comment below!
Despite that, get ready for a wave of randomness...
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Firestar: ...
Froststar: ...
Firestar: FIRE AND ICE ARE ENEMIES!!!!
Froststar: ...
Firestar: *throws jackhammer*
Froststar: *drops atomic bomb*
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Derpderp: *walks into medicine cat den and sees Jayfeather working on something* What's that?
Jayfeather: *steps back triumphantly to reveal a toaster* This, is my LIE DETECTOR :D
Derpderp: ...
Moonface: *walks in* I PREDICT THAT THE LIE DETECTOR WILL EXPLODE :D
Lie Detector: Correct. *explodes into popcorn*
Jayfeather: MOONFACE!!!!! D:
*Derpface calmly eating popcorn with Jayfeather strangling Moonface in the distance*
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Lionblaze: Hey Hollyleaf, wanna buy my -
Hollyleaf: *throws Lionblaze out the door*
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Wolfdragon: *aims soda can gun and fires*
*soda can bounces off Iceflake*
Stickleg: RUN!!!!!
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Hazastar: ...
*dramatic music*
Hazastar: ...
*dramatic music*
Hazastar: ...
*static*
Hazastar: *kicks stereo player*
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Lionblaze: Hey Jayfeather wanna buy my -
Jayfeather: *uses Moonface to swat him*
Derpface: *drops popcorn and runs*
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Hazastar: *wearing Batman cape*
*dramatic music*
Hazastar: THIS. IS. BATMAN. *yells, 'AAAAAARGHHHHHHHHH' and jumps off cliff*
Nobrain: *gasps* MOM GET THE CAMERA *falls off cliff*
Willowclaw: *clapping very slowly*
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Owlheart: *crashes on the last spike in Bloodbath*
*throws computer out the window*
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Stupidstar: Hey have you seen Moonface?
Jayfeather: Uh, nope *kicks body under table*
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Toilettail: AND HIS NAME IS -
Hihi: GANGNAM STYLE *bad imitation of dance*
Toilettail: AND HIS NAME IS -
Hihi: DO DA HARLEM SHAKE *randomly dancing*
Toilettail: AND. HIS. NAME. IS -
Hihi: *runs around screaming gf g df as BBC XT f gf D Thx Hi gu GD hfdhdfdt D fgfhxf jg Dr jg df u as f D t b h I fr GD et I c u nd jj*
Toilettail: *dies*
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Wattpad: HEY! CATCH! *throws a turnip*
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Owlheart: *completes Bloodbath in Practice Mode without crashing*
*throws IPad out the window*
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Hailcloud: I have a confession to make.
Owlheart: *standing in the midst of smashed smart devices* *pricks ears*
Hailcloud: I stole your agar.io account >:]
Owlheart: You WOT?!?!?!, >:O
Hailcloud: *gets hit by rouge turnip* *runs*
Owlheart: *runs after with baseball bat*
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Lionblaze: Hey Hailcloud, wanna buy my - *gets knocked out by baseball bat*
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