Faceface: *falls facefirst into a bed of pineapples*
Faceface: ???
Flowey: Howdy! I'm Flower. Flowey the Flower!
Faceface: *goggles*
Flowey: You're new to the Underground, aren't cha? Golly, you must be do confused! Don't worry, I'll help you!
*world blacks out*
Flowey: See that? That is your SOUL, the very cultivation of your being! Right now your SOUL is very weak, but you can strengthen it through LOVE! You want some LOVE, don't you?
Flowey: *summons little pellets*
Faceface: Wait.
Flowey: ...
Faceface: Are those...
...
Little...
White...
Friendliness...
...
...
...
MENTOS?!?!?!?!?
Flowey: Uh...
Faceface: *eats all the pellets, grows so big their head hits the barrier*
The barrier was destroyed.
Flowey: O_O
Toriel: *appears around the corner* My child! I heard a sound and -
Faceface: Sorry, goat mum. This has to be done.
Faceface: *smashes head on RESET and the universe vanishes*
To be continued...
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