It's been a while since Karkat became a new resident in my home.
A week to be exact..
His vocabulary has been improving and knows the difference between numbers and letters now. I've been giving him little lessons like a kindergarten teacher would to his students.
It's funny, I hardly think of him as a troll at all. He's like a mini person!
Which brings up the topic of clothes..
He's basically running around naked!
I did more research online about trolls.
Fortunately, they have their genitals sheathed. They call their.. 'Parts' a nook and bulge. I'm surprised they have both female and male parts.
I've been trying not to see any of that junk.
"JOOOOOOOOOOOOHN!" Karkat pounced into my lap.
He finally learned my name, but his speech is still broken up. He also talks very loudly.
"What is it Karkat?"
"WHAT ARRERR THEEEESE!?" He jumped down to the floor clawed at my feet.
"Those are feet."
"I KNOOOW! I MEANT THE WHITE STUFF AROOOOOUD IT! I MEAN AROUND.."
"Oh! Those are socks!"
"WHY DO YOU WEAR THOSE...
S-SKCS OOON YOUR FEET?" He tilted his head.
"Well, people wear them whenever they put on their shoes to go outside. If we didn't have socks, our feet would probably make the inside of our shoes smell worse than what they already do smell like. Plus they like.. Protect your toes I guess? I don't know. It's just normal to wear socks with shoes."
"I WANT SCKS!! SCKS SCKS SCKS SCKS!!"
"Hehe, well I don't think you NEED socks.. But we can get you some actual clothes!"
". . . . LIKE.. PNTIES?"
"No! Those are for girls! Not panties, Karkat."
"THANK GD! YOU WERE SCURRING ME!"
"Scurring? You mean scaring?"
"THATS WHAT I SAID!" He crossed his arms and pouted. "AND IM HUNGRYYYY!!! MAKE SOMETHING!"
"Okay okay.." I smiled and stood up, walking to the kitchen. He provinces behind me and tried jumping up onto the counter, but he was too small.
I smiled and picked him up, setting him down.
"THNK YOU!" He grinned, his fangs showing.
"Heh, no problem. So what do you-" I was cut off by the ringing of the phone.
"ILL GET ITTTT!!" He ran to the phone.
"Wait Karkat-"
Too late, he answered.
"HELLLOOOOOOO?!" He screamed into it. "......OH HIIIIII!!!! YEAH ITS ME!!!.... IVE BEEN WATCHING SESAME STREET!" He giggled. "OH, HES RIGHT HERE!" He put a paw over the phone.
"JOOOOOOOOHN! ITS THAT CUTE NURSE FEFRI YOU HAVE A CRUSH OOOOONNNNNN!!"
I flushed and took the phone from him.
"I don't like her like that Karkat!"
"SUUUUUUUURE." He laughed.
I put the phone up to my ear and heard Feferi giggling on the phone.
"Uh.. H-Hi Feferi.. Uh.. I don't LIKE you in that way.. Hehe.."
"Hehe, wow! Karkat really has learned a lot hasn't he? And don't worry! I completely understand! They like to mess around a lot! Anyways, I was wondering if you were doing anything later today?"
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Outcast (JohnKat)
FanfictionJohn Egbert, a high school guidance counselor, is faced with the challenge of raising one of the lowest bloods of the pets known as Trolls. Is he up for the challenges and new discoveries of his new troll companion? With some help along the way, m...
