Calum
(You're welcome 😂)Michael had been acting sort of weird the last couple of weeks, he was always on his phone. Although neither Luke, Ash or I knew what he was doing. He was being really secretive about it all. Until tonight. We managed to persuade him to come to the hotel bar with us, and get a few drinks into him; in hopes that he'd spill what he was doing. And we did. We got him to tell us there was a girl. I picked up my own phone and decided to message Luke. Although he was sitting right next to me
To Luke: dude who is this chick that mikeys texting she's got him whipped!
Luke looked at me, when he realised his phone vibrated. He knew it was me that messaged him. He gave me a weird look, but the looked down at his phone. A minute later, I had a reply
From Luke: I don't know mate, but I have an idea
To Luke: what?
From Luke: we steal his phone when he does to bed! 😂😂
Clearly my blonde haired best mate had a few too many to drink, but that was alright. Luke always had the best ideas when he was drunk.
"Alright guys, I'm headed back to the room," I heard Michael, "I'll see you guys tomorrow,"
"Alright mate," I said waving him off. A couple of minutes later Luke spoke up
"Why didn't we go with him?"
"Because, if we wait like twenty minutes he'll be asleep, and that way it won't be suspicious if we take his phone,"
"You have a point," I nodded.Twenty minutes later, I decided to call Michael to see if he was in fact asleep. He was such a deep sleeper, that he wouldn't hear his phone go off, even if it was on full blast, "alright he's asleep, let's go," I said to Luke.
We got to the hotel room, and sure enough Michael was passed out, cuddling his pillow. Thankfully his phone was left on the bedside table, therefore we wouldn't have to worry about waking him up.
I grabbed his phone and typed in passcode, the idiot really needs to change that, I thought to myself. I went into messages and saw the first name at the top of the screen. It was a name I had never seen before. Leah 😻, was what the name read.
I read through the messages and laughed at what I read. "Who is this girl?" I asked Luke, "you heard of him talk of a Leah before?"
"Nuh," he shrugged
"I have an idea," a smirk formed on my face, "let's have a little fun!"
"What are you gonna do?" He asked
"Let's text her pretending to be Mikey,"
"I like this," he said, "um Cal, read the last message from her,"
"What?" And then I saw itof course you leave me hanging like that you little shit! Fuck you! Stop playing with my feels, I am a fan you know! Ugh, anyways you're probably asleep. Night dick head xxx
"He's messaging a fan!"
"This is just going to be better then," I laughedI then decided to type a message to this Leah person
To Leah: hey sexy, what's happening? 😏
She replied about five minutes later
From Leah: um Mikey? You okay?
To Leah: fine babe. Just had a few drinks with the boys! What you wearing?
From Leah: um wtf? You said you were going to sleep or sth? I don't care that you lied
To Leah: yeah I lied, oops. Sorry doll. So what you wearing?
From Leah: I'm not stupid I know this isn't Michael you know. Lol. I'm gonna assume this is either Calum or Luke
Oh fuck, I thought, "we're busted," I told Luke
"How did she know?"
"I just don't think we're as smooth as Michael, plus she's a fan. I'm guessing that she'd have seen Michael leaving the bar before us,"
"Oh fuck," Luke groaned, "he's gonna kill us,"
"Whose gonna kill you?" Our other band mate Ashton asked, walking into the room, hand in hand with his girlfriend Bryana
"Michael,"
"Why's he gonna kill you?" Bryana asked
"We kinda stole his phone while he was sleeping and messaged his girlfriend off it," I explained
"She's not his girlfriend," Ashton said, shocking both Luke and I
"What do you mean?"
"He told me, asked me for advice with this girl," Ashton explained
"What the fuck?" I exclaimed, "so you knew Mikey was texting a fan?"
"I didn't know she was a fan!" Ashton started laughing, "but I knew he was texting a girl,"
"She's pretty hot too," Bryana added, "and she seems really nice,"
"How do you guys know everything and we don't?" Luke asked
"Are you in a relationship?" Ashton asked the both of us, and we shook our heads, "exactly,"
"So he came to you guys for advice on how to talk to a girl?"
"Yep," Ashton said, a giggle in his voice, "anyways we're heading to bed, and I suggest putting Mikey's phone back before he wakes up and finds it missing, don't bother deleting the messages, she's probably gonna tell him,"
"We really are screwed," I confirmed
"Tell me about it," Luke added. And sure enough Ashton was right, five minutes after he left the room, Michael's phone vibrated again.From Leah: I think you need to have better security on your phone 😂 Calum and Luke messaged me off it just before
(Insert screenshot of message) I think you have some explaining to do? Haha x

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