punk hazard: gratsu

Can you feel da love tonight!?

NATSU POV
(cuz we haven't seen dat in so long)

Once long ago I recall saying these words: "I don't like girls or guys. I don't believe in love. It's not real. When we seemingly 'love" someone we do so, because we receive some profit and pleasure from the object of our 'love'. We think we love someone when actually we just want something from them, so we are incapable of such emotions and thoughts." (A/N: soooo copy 'n' pasted!)

Now here I was trying to help my asshole husband convince our parents to help the Land of Iron and Lightening... I don't even care about him... So why am I helping him?!! I hate him... A bit... He's kinda nice... Right? Nah he's an asshole! Wait...

Erm...

Nah! He's an asshole! He's got an asshlole. •///^///•

An asshole who helped me on more than one occasion. An asshole who's saved my life. An asshole who actually cares about me... Now if you're wondering "OMG Natsu is falling in love with Gray!" That's bullshit!

I stare at him from the corner of my eyes and notice him staring back. He grins at me and I kiss my teeth at him. For some reason I smile when he looks away...

C-cuz I'm so happy he finally looked away!!

"Mum, there are starving kids!" Gray pleaded to his mother. Gray had asked my parents and his own to come to the Fire Nations throne room for a meeting.

We were gonna fucking fix this crisis even if it costs us our crowns.

Since I don't know if any of you realised...but~... Our family were kinda the cause of this shit.

Pssht! But you guys already knew that.... Right?

"Mother dear, I don't know but you kinda owe me. If you remember you forced me to marry an... idiot!" I gave Gray a side glance and noticed him pouting and sniffling. I simply sighed. "And I didn't want that. Isn't forced marriage illegal? So unless you want me to..."

"Fine! Firstly you didn't protest when we asked you to marry him! Secondly, the Fire and Ice Nation shall 'help' those two weak-ass nations... BUT-" yeah everyone hates those butts.

"You will be responsible of everything. This will help you become responsible men since the two of you will soon rule."

"Wait a second, what are we going to do about Cobra." Inverno asked as she patted her husbands head for reason that are not known.

"He's under our custody. I'm guessing when Natsu takes over he shall be released." Igneel glared at his son before staring at Giovanni who stood guard. He began to smile as he found out his son would soon be released. Erza who also stood guard began to do her happy dance. (Crack ship!)

"And they shall rule by... Maybe by next week!" Caldo smirked as she stalked out of the room, Igneel at her heels.

"I'll call that fricking idiotic Sasu-sama!" Silver sighed. "He shall throne you two."

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(A/N: all credits go to Me_Is_A_Funyon since she wrote this end part! For that contest from months ago!)

Rogue wasn't sure how it happened. The civil war and the kidnapping really had gone by in a blur. All he knew was, that he wasn't sure how it happened. The war really had gone by in a blur. So one day he was standing in front of the back entrance of Fire Nations palace. His hands were shaking, and he thought maybe he ought to see a doctor and forget this. With a nervous sigh, he walked in and strolled past the guards.