Well, I should probably start of with the basics. My name is Autumn, I was born on October 13 2000 on a Friday on a full moon. All of that is 100 percent true. I was born a month early because the umbilical cord was wrapped around my neck and I could have died. I was a pretty good baby, and by that I mean I didn't cry, like normal baby's, or stay up all night, or anything that normal baby's did. I slept most of the time, well, at least until I was supposed to be born. That's when the trouble started.
I was not eating anything, I would puke literally everything up that I was supposed to eat. My parents got pretty worried and took me to the hospital after a few days. They couldn't figure out what was wrong with me. My grandmas friend told my parents to give me a different kind of formula. It was softer on my stomach. It worked! But, I did have an incredibly nervous stomach. I crawled up to people's shoes and barfed on them whenever my mom wasn't around. I also laughed at everything. Including my cousins throwing a football. I would especially laugh at my little cousin arraya. She's only 4 months younger than me. I don't know why, but I laughed the hardest when I was with her. One time I laughed so hard I made her cry. I also loved to try to eat tags and book marks. That's probably normal though.... There is something else important about my birth that you should know.
YOU ARE READING
The story that never ends.
Non-FictionThis is about my life and what's happened to me so far. Wich is a lot. I hope you enjoy it.
