This is just a thing saying that there will be jokes about teenagers. If you are easily butthurt then just excuse yourself to the end.
#1.) BESTFRIEND: the one you can get mad at for only a certain amount of time because you have important stuff to tell them
#2.) Someone:why are you crying?
Me: I'm not. I'm having an allergic reaction.
Someone: To what?
Me: Life
#3.) The fastest land mammal is the teenager who sees their mother pulling into the driveway and they realise that they forgot to do their chores.
#4.) Dear teachers, if i sit next to my best friend, I'll whisper to him/her. If you move me away, then I'll shout. It's your choice.
#5.) When I'm in the car and a sad song turns on the radio, i look out the window like I'm in the music video.
#6.) Person: Why are you eating ice cream? Its like 40 degrees.
Me: THE COLD NEVER BOTHERED ME ANYWAY!
