M= Me T=telemarketer
m: Hello?
T: hello, is your mother home?
m: I have no mother
t: Well, can i speak to your father?
m: which one
t: Which one is home?
m: Well they're both home... but i don't think you want to talk to Carlos. He just went through a breakup with Antonio
t: Oh, so your fathers' names are Carlos and Antonio
m: No, no. My fathers' names are Carlos and Mark
t: So who's Antonio?
m: I just told you. Carlos's ex
t: So Carlos was cheating
m: Yes, but that is only because Mark was cheating with Edith, our neighbor
t: So, Carlos cheated only because Mark cheated
m: No, he THOUGHT Mark was cheating
t: So Mark wasn't cheating
m: I never said that
t: Yes, yes you did
m: no i didn't
t: Y-yes you did
m: Did what?
t: You- youu....... never mind have a nice day, goodbye.
