A woman asked the a general in the army the last time he made love to a woman. The general stood tall and said, "1956 ma'am." The woman, taken back by this answer said, "That long? Let me make your night better..." and the two sauntered away to a private room. They did their jiggy. The woman cuddled up yo the general afterwards and said, "well, you sure haven't forgotten anything since 1956..." The general looked at her confused and said, "well, i sure hope not. It's only 2130 now!"
