F= friends
F1: A b c d e f g. Gummy bears are chasing me. One is red. One is blue. One of them now has my shoe. Now I'm running for my life. Cuz the red one's got a knife.
F2: Why are we even friends?
F1: Because you love how random i am. :)
F2: -__- i need normal friends
P.s: this is my life in a convo