Don't do it

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So this guy was hitting on a girl in my class and this happened:
Douche: hey

Girl:

Douche: HEY

Girl: what?

Douche: you know, there should be a sign on my dick

Girl: excuse me?

Douche: yeah, it should say choking hazard lol *high fives bro*

Girl: isn't that a label they put on small objects?


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