Never underestimate an old guy
I took my dad to the mall the other day to get some stuff
We decided to grab a bite at the food court
I noticed he was watching a teenager sitting next to him
The teen had spiked hair in all different colours: green, red, orange, and blue
My dad kept staring at him. The teen would look and find him staring every time
When the teen had enough, he sarcastically asked, "what's the matter old man, never done anything wild in your life?"
Knowing my dad, i quickly swallowed my food so that I wouldn't choke on his response; knowing he would have a good one
And in classic style he did not bat an eye in his response
"Got drunk once and had sex with a peacock. I was just wandering if you were my son."
