M- I hate my life!!!
S- why?
M- I'm 22, work in a fast food, and will probably never do anything better
S- don't say that
M- my co-worker makes fun of me all day and if I told my boss, he'd probably just cut my already crap pay because he's a cheap bastard
M- my only real friend is mentally retarded, and all we ever do together is stupid crap
M- I can't leave my hometown because I never learned to drive and I fail the drivers test every time
M- and you know what the worst part is?
S- :(
S- what?
M- I live in a pineapple under the sea
