I work in a bar
Most of the people who come in are nice, amicable folks who are happy to have fun without causing trouble
However, you do get a lot of douches, who's only goal is to smash glasses and be loud buttholes and make life miserable for the staff
My solution to these people??
Heinz beans
Every weekend, several hours before work, i eat 2 tins of beans, and as many vegetables as i can
Then when a customer is a butthole, i walk to their table, and release Hitler's deadly gas in their face, before walking away and watching them fight over who done it
I've seen people leave over this often, and once an intoxicated woman even threw up
I REGRET NOTHING
