I feel like if you have read this far you might as well have some jokes to cheer yourself up, its just going to be jokes and stuffs.
1.) My grandfather has the heart of a lion and a lifetime ban from the new York city zoo
2.) Knock knock
who's there
Europe
Europe who?
No you're a poo hahaha
3.) I remember the last thing my grandfather said to me before he kicked the bucket, he said "How far do you think i can kick this bucket?"
4.) Why didn't the vampire attack Taylor Swift?
She had bad blood
5.) **After an English exam*
"How was the paper?
"What was the question?"
"Question 5 wanted the past tense of think"
"I thought and thought and thought and i ended up writing thinked"
