Cat in the Hat on Aging

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I cannot see
I cannot pee
I cannot chew
I cannot screw
Oh, my God, what can i do?

My memory shrinks
My hearing stinks
No sense of smell
I look like hell

My mood is bad--- can you tell?
My body's drooping
Having trouble pooping

Golden years have come on
The Golden years can kiss my ass

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