Teacher: no food in class
Me: listen you little shit. I did not just wake up at 6 am, almost miss my bus, skip breakfast, and come here to fucking starve. If I want my damn pop tarts, I will eat my damn pop tarts. I sure as hell ain't gonna sit here for one hour without eating, you got that? Now, go grade my test that you've been "grading" for a month now, damn.
Me: *eats the damn pop tarts*
