I've made up a scenario in which Ranger and I meet:
Ranger: Get out of my life.
Me: I created you.
Ranger: Yeah, why?
Me: You do whatever I want you to do.
Ranger: Yeah, why?
Me: I basically control your actions.
Ranger: Yeah, why?
Me: STOP WITH THE FROZEN REFERENCES OKAY
Ranger: Hehe...nope...
Me: I hate you.
Ranger: I'm technically you, since you created me to be just like you.
Me: *evil face* Yeah, why?
Ranger: So if you hate me, you technically hate yourself.
Me: Yeah, why?
Ranger: Stop using my annoying catchphrases against me.
Me: ...Yeah, why?
Ranger: *shoots bolt of Ender Energy*
Me: *creates shield of author-energy-stuff*
Ranger: Da heck was that?!
Me: Author magic. You should try it sometime.
Ranger: I'm not an author...
Me: Hallelujah!
