Ranger's Randomness

No One Mourns The Wicked

This is a legitimate conversation I had with a IRL friend just now.

Person: Have you heard of Wicked?
Me: YES!
Person: Yay!
Me: I think I'll try defying gravity!
Person: FIYEROOOOOO
Me: One question haunts and hurts, too much, too much to mention...
Person: Uh...wahoo punch?
Me: Come on, what's the next line?!
Person: I forget.
Me: ._.
Person: Erm...
Me: RELEASE THE FLYING MONKEYS