My brother's friend moved away, and now he's calling every two seconds. EVERY TWO SECONDS.
Phone: *rings*
Me: *looks at caller ID* ______ again. *walks away*
Phone: *rings*
Me: *walks back over and looks at caller ID* Once again, ______.
Phone: *rings*
Me: IF THIS IS ______ AGAIN I'M GOING TO SCREAM. *checks caller ID* *screams*
Phone: *rings*
Me: *bangs head off table*
True story. He actually called thirteen times before he stopped.
